"My voicemail is a Justin Bieber song, so if you manage to actually send me a message after the beep, I'll know it's important. Enjoy! Yeah, you got that yummy, yum, that yummy, yum, that yummy, yummy, yeah, you got that yummy, yum, that yummy, yum, that yummy, yummy"
BEEP
"Hey Alex, it's me, Calvin again. Remember that time I took you to that butterfly garden and we spent the whole day lying in the grass? And then a butterfly came and sat on your nose, and I took a picture of it because I thought it was the most adorable thing ever. Well, I was passing by that butterfly garden and I remembered you. I also remembered that that was the first time you said you enjoyed being around me. I know, I know, it's kind of stupid, but that made me happy. I don't need your validation to be happy, but, you saying that kind of stuff makes me happy. I wish you were here. Uh, bye."
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
