hello
what's with the accent?
if sexy was being a crime, you'd be as guilty as charged
... i have a girlfriend?
but you could always use a husband
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ok... so maybe i lied...
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
e i g h t
hello
what's with the accent?
if sexy was being a crime, you'd be as guilty as charged
... i have a girlfriend?
but you could always use a husband
-----
ok... so maybe i lied...
