"Leave a message after the beep"
BEEP
"Ignore my previous voicemail, forget it. I mean it for real this time. Goodbye Alexander."
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YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
t w e n t y f i v e
"Leave a message after the beep"
BEEP
"Ignore my previous voicemail, forget it. I mean it for real this time. Goodbye Alexander."