hello
...why are you calling me?
because i like hearing your voice
huh?
in my bed
Gah! Please! My innocent ears!
i didn't say anything, you were the one who assumed something.
oh
actually you were right
wait what?
i want you, nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us, bodies together..
.... did you just quote PILLOWTALK?
ooh, Xandy's got a spot for Zayn!
so do you
so?
you're weird
you like it weird.
....
i bet you like it kinky as well
goodbye!
----
he better be horny
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
