hi
well, this is surprising...
why?
because you called first!
...
I knew it! you're secretly in love with me!
i dont even know you.
that doesnt matter! Ooh, when are you proposing?
i-
whens the marriage?
excu-
can we name our first child rabbit?
wait, why would you name your first child rabbit?
it sounds cute
youre mentally deranged
i prefer the term 'comboozled'
which means...
confused + bamboozled = comboozled
makes lot of sense
i know, my friend made it up, i have no idea what was going on in her head at that point.
hah, a crazy friend, at least we have something in common.
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hold on a second, did he just friendzone me?
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Calling...
الفكاهة"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.