"My voicemail is a Justin Bieber song, so if you manage to actually send me a message after the beep, I'll know it's important. Enjoy! Yeah, you got that yummy, yum, that yummy, yum, that yummy, yummy, yeah, you got that yummy, yum, that yummy, yum, that yummy, yummy"
BEEP
"So, hey, it's me, Calvin again. So I guess, we're back to square one again, I'm waiting on you relentlessly, while you're ignoring my existence. I guess that's normal for us. But, can I?... when I kissed you, you told me you were straight, but then over phone, you told me you were gay... I'm not trying to read into things but, I... I don't know anymore. I can't understand why you lied to me. You're probably not listening to this, because I'm not worth your time, but, I still like you Alexander, a lot more than I'm supposed to..."
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
