hello
oh, it's you again.
you don't seem too happy about that
i'm in a fucking bad mood.
clearly. what's wrong?
my life.
amen to that thought.
hmm... have you ever lied to the person you like?
why?
just asking.
the person i like avoids me, so i really can't talk to him, nevertheless lie, soo....
him?
yeah, him.
you're gay?
you're noticing that now?
no, but... i think i might be gay...
*gasps* are you falling for me?
fuck no! i dont even know you!
Heh, I'm joking. But, if you seriously like this person, you should probably go and tell them that you like them. I bet you're an amazing person to date, this guy would be the luckiest. And if he rejects you, he's missing out on the world. Besides... I CAN BE YOUR SIDE HOE!
...thanks i guess.
SO I CAN BE YOUR SIDE HOE! YAS! Oh fuck I have to go, bye!
*sighs* bye.
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huh, that call was cut mutually... improvement!
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
