"My voicemail is a Justin Bieber song, so if you manage to actually send me a message after the beep, I'll know it's important. Enjoy! Yeah, you got that yummy, yum, that yummy, yum, that yummy, yummy, yeah, you got that yummy, yum, that yummy, yum, that yummy, yummy"
BEEP
"Are you listening to me, or are you just planning to ignore me forever? Are you hearing these voicemails? Fuck this is a waste of my time... I should stop hanging onto you. Goodbye Alexander."
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
