"Leave a message after the beep"
BEEP
"I'm going to assume you're listening to this voicemail, because that's all the hope I have. I meant what I said, I do love you. In fact, I can't think of a time where I didn't. It's pathetic, I know. I want to talk to you, I want closure, I want to know why you did what you did. Can we meet? I swear, I won't trouble you anymore after this."
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
