hello
uh, this isn't Harris, isn't it.
you call him Harris?
uh, yes. why??
his last name is Harris, not first name.
oh. who are you?
his best friend... his actual name is Calvin, don't tell him I told you that.
wait... I've been talking to Calvin Harris?
I believe you have.
I'm doomed.
uh...
bye.
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wtf was that? calvin, you have a weird taste in men
the one person i wanted to avoid... fml
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
