Hey Y/n Here, and Holy Cow Book 4! I mean Things are Getting Crazy Now, With EVIL Getting stronger than ever More worlds to explore, and some Old Ones to Revisit, so there are plenty of adventures to be Had and More girls to fall in Love with!
LET'S...
You soon woke up from A Nice sleep only to realize you were tied to A Cross!
Y/n: What the!? Is someone trying to make an example out of me!? I swear I'm not A Full Fledged God! They haven't done this since the Anglo-Saxons Took over Rome!
???: HAHAHAHAHAHA! No, you fool! This is way more fun than That!
Y/n: What the-? WHAT THE HELL!? JOKER!?
Joker: No! It is I! Emperor Joker!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Y/n: What the Hell Happened!?
???: Might be the one responsible for this Kid!
Y/n: Who are you?
???: Hey I'm A 5th Dimensional Imp My name is Myxzptlk!
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Mr. Myzptlx (He is an Imp Hailing from the 5th Dimension/ He is an enemy of Superman who Loves to cause Mischief wherever he goes/ Can Manipulate the multiverse to whatever he wants/ Voiced by Gilbert Gottfried/ We miss you Gilbert, You're A Legend)
Y/n: Okay Mr. Mixture!
Mr. Myxptlx: No It's Myxptlx! Let me Spell it out for you!
A/N: 0:03-End
Y/n: Okay then Mxyzptlk What Happened!?
Mxyzptlk: Well I wanted to Mess with superman so I have An Ordinary Man my Powers!
Y/n: AND YOU CHOSE THE JOKER!? ARE YOU INSANE!?
Myxzptlk: Hey In My defense Bright Boy, I meant to only give him 0.01% Percent of my Power! But he Tricked me and Literally Got 99.99% Of my Power!
Y/n: THAT'S NOT BETTER!
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I would Disagree with that! In fact, I could Use Lunch!
The Joker then Put all of China's Population in A Take out Box and ate them all!
Y/n: You ate all of china in A Chinese Take out Box? Racist
Joker: Now Boy you can't be Racist against A Race that doesn't exist. Like the Chinese! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Y/n: Batman and Superman will stop you!
Joker: Oh I doubt that!
The Joker then Pointed to the Two Heroes, Superman was Having Kryptonite Burned into His chest in the shape of The S Symbol, and Batman was riddled with Bullets!
Y/n: Oh... Well, I can still stop you!
Joker: Oh really? Let's try some Tricks! How about... Mauled by Wolves?
Just then A Bunch of Wolves mauled you to death!
Joker: No too Feral! How about A Reverse bear Trap?
He then unleashed the Trap on you and exploded your head!
Joker: No Too Messy. Hmmm... How about A Bigger Boot!?
Y/n: A Wha-?
Just then you were stepped on By a Bigger boot Killing you!
Joker: OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S JUST PERFECT!
Y/n: You're Despicable...
Joker: Oh I know! Now Meet my two new Servants, Madara and All for One!
It was then revealed that the two of them were now Muppets and they weren't Happy!
Madara: Why did you suggest this to him?
All For One: I didn't know he was going to do this!
Madara: It's Your fault!
All for one: That's it!
They both then began to fight each other with Large sticks and then Madara then ripped off All for One's Felt body revealing A Hand!
All for One: OH MY GOD!? WHAT IS UNDER THIS!?
Madara: I don't wanna answer that question...
Joker then Turned Mxyzptlx Into A Duck for the Funsies!
Mxyzptlx: Aflac!!
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This is A universe where everyone is like me, and I can rule over everything!! No One can ever stop me!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Y/n: WAIT!
Joker: Hm?
Y/n: You say everyone is like you right?
Joker: Yes?
Y/n: Then how are you special?
Joker: Huh?
Y/n: I mean if everyone is Just as Insane as you, then You're not special anymore, You're not the clown prince of crime anymore, You're Just A Normal ass Man with god-like Powers.
Joker: W-What? N-No that's- That's Impossible!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE CRAZY ONE! THE READERS LOVE ME FOR THAT! I NEED TO BE SPECIAL! PLEASE IMP! TAKE BACK THESE POWERS!
Mxyzptlx: Oh Sure, but Only if YOU TURN ME BACK FROM A DUCK!
Joker: Sure! Sure! I can do that! Just turn me Back!
The Joker then turned Mr. Mxyptlx back into an Imp and gave him all of his power back as the Imp then fixed Reality!
You Quickly Began to Erase Superman and Batman's memories so they wouldn't have to remember the Horrific Pain they had gone through, and you Planted some happy memories for them.
Bruce's Memory was that of Him being Hugged by his Parents.
And Clark's was That of his Pet Dog Krypto Greeting him when he returns home from A Long day of superheroing as any Loyal Dog would do.
And At EVIL Headquarters...
Madara: Where is that Joker!? I want to Kill him for turning us into Muppets!
All For One: Now calm down, I want to make sure his Punishment is Just.
