Hey Y/n Here, and Holy Cow Book 4! I mean Things are Getting Crazy Now, With EVIL Getting stronger than ever More worlds to explore, and some Old Ones to Revisit, so there are plenty of adventures to be Had and More girls to fall in Love with!
LET'S...
After the sad Battle at Gettysburg with the death of Ringo Roadagain, You had all found the next Part of Jesus Christ at An Old Native American Cliff Village in the Southwest deserts!
Jolyne: Fuck! It's so Hot!
Y/n: At least it's not Swampy or Humid
Jolyne: Fuck off!
Math: It should be around this Village
Josuke: Good, We can search every single Pot here Just for A Piece of Jesus Christ
Y/n: Oh Lighten Up we'll be Archeologists!
Caesar: Geez, Okay, let's go
Soon all of you Began to search across the entire Mesoamerican city and after searching every Nook and Cranny, and even Pot, there was absolutely nothing, Until you found something!
Y/n: Huh? A Small compartment
You then Found A Note and Began to read it.
Y/n: "Dear Asshat, I said I would come back, Signed Dr. Ferdinand" And There's A Picture of A Butt. OH, YOU MOTHERFUUUUUUCKER!!
Dr. Ferdiand was running away from the sight carrying the piece of Jesus, as he was laughing!
Ferdinand: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I got A Piece of Jesus, I got A Piece of Jesus, I got A Piece of Jesus, and Guess who I'm giving it to!
He said it Like this...
Jolyne: Stone Free!!
Stone free then Tripped Ferdinand with some string, and he fell over, and soon saw Jolyne and Josuke standing over him!
Josuke: You ready to do this?
Jolyne: Hell yah
Josuke: Crazy Diamond!!
Both stood then Looked down at him and smiled evilly as Ferdinand was scared!
Stone Free/Crazy Diamond: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!!!
They both then Began to destroy Ferdinand and then Heal him and then beat him down again as things went completely Insane! Soon Ferdinand found A Prarie Dog and Used a Scary Monster to turn it into A Compy and then it bit Another Prarie dog and he has an Army of Compy's!
And soon the rest of you arrived!
Ferdinand: HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA! I have An Army!
Y/n: I have A Gold Experience Requiem
???: Hello there! Are we doing any skull Fucking? I'm Picking A Compy as my Partner! Who Cares! Skull Fucking for everyone!
???2: Your A Mad Man!
???: Says You
Ferdinand: Magenta Magenta? Wekapipo? What are you doing here?
Magenta Magenta: Well while you were doing your Wank sessions we gathered 2 more Pieces of Jesus
Wekapipo: God-Man, Think of your mother!
Magenta Magenta: Hey I ain't Wanking Off right now, Holy Boy
Wekapipo: Why God? Why did I get Partnered with Him?
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