A Quest to Find Jesus!

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You and Math had Returned home to Begin and Pack up your stuff so you can stop Funny Valentine to Gain all of the pieces of Jesus Christ and Make America Great Again, which comes from his Mouth were Probably Horrifying, and Now Jolyene walked in!

Jolyne: What are two doing?

Math: Crazy President, wants to find the Parts of Jesus, Steel Ball rum!

Jolyne: Yeah, I know, I'm going too

Y/n: Now are you sure about that? We have no idea how strong that Funny Valentine guy is

Jolyne: Of course I am, I wanna Kick his ass! But I will never step A Foot Back In Florida

Y/n: Understandable

Just then the doorbell rang and Kinue ran over to Open the door!

Kinue: Y/n Sweetie! A Man with Weird hair is at the door

???: DON'T CALL MY HAIR WEIRD!

Y/n: Oh Geez, it's Him

Math: Who?

Y/n: I'll show you

You and Math then walked downstairs, and soon You had met with an Old friend!

Y/n: Hey, Josuke how has it Been?

Josuke: Hey it's Been Good, Heard about that stuff in America, and I even heard about that stuff with Pucci

Josuke Higashitaki (He is one of the Joestar Family Members and A Strong one at that/ He is the Uncle of Jotaro because A Relative known as Joseph Joestar had an Affair with his Mother/ He Hates it whenever anyone Insults his Hair which he is very...

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Josuke Higashitaki (He is one of the Joestar Family Members and A Strong one at that/ He is the Uncle of Jotaro because A Relative known as Joseph Joestar had an Affair with his Mother/ He Hates it whenever anyone Insults his Hair which he is very protective of)

Y/n: How did you know!? You were here in Japan!

Jolyne: I told him

Jolyne then appeared,

Y/n: How did you-?

Jolyne: I had been Texting him for A While Now

Y/n: I thought You were Texting Weather Report?

Jolyne: I text A Lot of People, and My Dad told me about Josuke. So what are you My uncle or something?

Y/n: Look Josuke what do you need?

Josuke: Jolyne had contacted me and told me everything, so I'm coming as well

Y/n: Oh Geez, Does anyone else want to Join? No? I suppose We're good then!

Math: How are we gonna find the first part of Jesus?

Y/n: Look, I had Bulma make me this Jesus Part Tracker!

Math: Man, I wonder how that conversation went

Y/n: Well...

Flashback!

Y/n: Hey Bulma?

Bulma: Yeah?

Y/n: Could you Build me A Tracker to find all of Jesus's Dead Body parts?

Bulma: Sure!

Y/n: Uh, You sure don't find this weird?

Bulma: I've been hanging out with you for years, I'm Used to this stuff

Y/n: Touche

Flashback End!

Y/n: And That's what Happened!

Math: Good Now let's find Mother Flipping Jesus Christ!

Jolyne/Josuke: Yeah!

Meanwhile...

At the White House in Washington DC, Funny Valentine was keeping Track of the Steel Ball Run, when suddenly he Got A Call!

Valentine: Yes?

On the other end was All for one.

All for one: Hello this is All for one, is this a Funny Valentine?

Valentine: Indeed I am. What is it, I'm A Very Busy Man

All for one: If one is to gather all Pieces of Jesus Christ then what is the Reward?

Valentine: Oh I can't reveal that

All For one: And with all Pieces what shall it do?

Valentine: Make America Great Again. Now if you don't mind why are you asking these Questions?

All For One: Oh I'm Just Asking because I shall enter the Race

Valentine: Good, Ta-Ta

He then hangs up and we then cut to the Lair of EVIL, As All for one Began twiddling his Fingers!

All For One: Caesar!

Caesar: Y-Yes, All for one?

All For One: Is the Genome Project done yet?

Caesar: No Sir!

All For One: Too Bad. Get Shigaraki in his Team to enter the Steel Ball run and find The Missing pieces of Jesus Christ

Caesar: Right! Why?

All For One: If Valentine is praising these pieces this Much then we may use it to finally beat Y/n L/n!

Caesar: Right, Of course! (Thoughts) That Fool doesn't even know what Power they could contain! I can't believe I'm saying this but... I'm Gonna need to Help, Blegh! I think I threw up in my own Mind!

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