Hey Y/n Here, and Holy Cow Book 4! I mean Things are Getting Crazy Now, With EVIL Getting stronger than ever More worlds to explore, and some Old Ones to Revisit, so there are plenty of adventures to be Had and More girls to fall in Love with!
LET'S...
One day you were at School in Glynda's Combat class, as soon you were Just learning and Glynda grabbed her Riding crop and Wacked it against her desk getting everyone's attention.
Glynda: Alright everyone, we're gonna do some Sparring. Now, who wants to fight?
Cardin: I'll go, I'll Pick L/n!
Y/n: Hm? Oh Yeah You're the racist
Cardin: My name is Cardin!
Y/n: I killed One Racist dick, I can Kill another
Cardin: Fuck you!
Glynda: Okay Boys calm down, Get into the Stage
The two of you then got into the Stage and you smiled.
Cardin: You're going down!
He then pulled out his Mace, as you smiled. Suddenly your Nails Began to Glow Blue, and Began to Pop off and Spin Shocking anyone who was really Looking!
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Y/n: Hehehehehe, Spin Technique Baby. Spinning Nail Gun!!
You then fired Multiple Nails at Cardin and he dodged them all and smiled!
Cardin: HAHAHAHHA! YOU MISSED!
Y/n: Oh Did I?
Just then the Nails came back and Hit him, Scratching him, and the Ground had 5 Black Bullet Holes in them!
Cardin: W-W-What the Fuck...?
Your Nails began to grow back as everyone was Surprised.
Glynda: Y/n, What was that?
Y/n: That was the Spin Technique I recently learned. By using the Legendary Golden Square found all over Nature I can spin my nails and shoot them at Opponents Creating spinning Bullet holes which are Pocket dimensions of their own. Don't worry they'll go away in A Few Hours
Glynda: Well Y/n, That was An A++
No One was even Jealous they were Just Impressed, and suddenly Math came running in!
Math: Y/n! Y/n! Y/n!
Y/n: What!? What!? What!?
Math: President! President! President!
Y/n: Yes? Yes? Yes?
Math: He Did! He Did! He Did!
Y/n: On with it!
Math: Right, well here's the Video!
He then took out his phone and began playing A Video.
???: Hello there People of the World, I have Killed the president of the United States, and I am now the new President of the United States, and I offer A Challenge to the People of the world. Find me all of the Pieces of Jesus's Corpse from across the world and I shall reward you Handsomely. I call this the Steel Ball Run! And This is Funny Valentine saying, I will America Great Again!!
He then Turned around and took off his Jacket revealing his Back Scars as the Video Stopped!
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Funny Valentine (He is A Man who Promises to Make America Again by Obtaining all pieces of Jesus Christ's Corpse/ His Stand is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Otherwise known as D4C Which can Open Portals to other dimensions and Put people in there, Pull them out, or even Hide between dimensions/ He is One Insane Bastard)
Y/n: Okay I appreciate the Patriotism But otherwise that, SCREW HIM!
Math: We all need to find him, Like Now!
Y/n: Right! Bye, everyone, I'll remember you all in Therapy!
You then Grabbed Math and Instantly Transmitted out of there, to Join the Steel Ball run to Put an End to Funny Valentine!
