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I'm so sorry

Just crowned as the Tumblr Sexy man, Sans was looking through social media, a paper crown on his head a bit tilted.

The skeleton was listening to music, to be specific Track 96: Last Goodbye.
Then, Sans stumbled over a meme of the Queen being immortal.

The game character tilted his head to the side, the Queen was at the age of 96 right now... if you were to switch the numbers, it would be 69.

Wouldn't that be a fun age to die at?

Sans looked lazily up, seeing Papyrus cook his famous spaghetti. Hopefully the house wouldn't burn to the ground.

Sans hummed. If he would kill the Queen, everyone who would think about her, would think about his music and thus, himself, tumblr sexy man.
Which then means that Papyrus would get the attention he deserved and more fan art!

Also, it was the perfect song to die to.

The skeleton grinned lazily, before teleporting off with his ultimate sexy man power.

He landed at the Scottish Estate of the Queen, where she had spent most of her summer in 2022.

,,It's a beautiful day outside." Sans started, making the woman turn in confusion.

,,Birds are singing... Flowers are blooming..." He continued, making the Queen look up, seeing Sans sit lazily on his blaster.

Her face morphed into terror, while the skeleton spoke further with his worldwide known speech. ,,On days like these... Queens like you..."

Sans summoned another blaster, the Tumblr Sexyman banner warped around his shoulder. The eye of the, according to Toby Fox, unattractive gaming character was glowing blue, filled with Undertale music and Sexyman power.
,,Should be burning in hell."

The Queen showed Sans the middle finger, before an epic fight started.

Sans shot his bones and blasters at the Queen.
Said old woman coughed absolutely deadly acid particles, before dashing at the skeleton, her sharp teeth ready to bite into Sans' neck, to suck out his bone marrow.

But the skeleton was faster and killed her with a bone.

The Queen was dead.

Sans carried the Queen lazily up and put her into a bed, to make it look like she died peacefully.
After all, with his ultimate sexy tumblr man power, he could make it look like she didn't have a fight with him.

To his luck, a YouTuber left the UK an hour before, so now people would think that he was the one killing the Queen, instead of Sans.

The skeleton then left back to Undertale.
,,SANS." Papyrus awaited him with crossed arms.

,,'sup bro." The smaller skeleton hummed. ,,SANS OH MY GOD I KNOW YOU KILLED THE QUEEN."

,,...whoops." ,,SAAAAANS!" Papyrus called out, face palming. ,,WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, SANS!" ,,sorry bro, won't happen again." Sans answered.

,,THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME!" Papyrus called out, before huffing. ,,I MADE MY GREAT SPAGHETTI, DO YOU WANT SOME?"

Papyrus didn't get an answer. ,,SANS?" Again, no answer. ,,SANS!" Yet again, Papyrus got no answer. That was until a long, loud snorring filled the room. ,,OH MY GOD SANS, YOU LAZYBONES."

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