Varchie Oneshots

No One Wins.

𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚:𝐏𝐨𝐯

I sit at the dinner table, Me at the head of the table. Usually it doesn't matter who sits at the head of the table. Bee beside be, And Jughead beside her and Archie beside me. Freddie, On the other side of Archie, And Mia on Archie's lap. Daisy beside Jughead and Apollo Aka Ap Between Bee and I. Daisy is 4 1/2, Freddie is 4, Ap is almost 2 and Mia is 11 months old.

"So, Uh- I didn't know a you was head of the house, Veronica?" He asks. I look at him. I raise a brow. We all look at him.

"What?" He chuckles.

"What cause I'm not a man?" I ask. He looks at his plate then me. Bee sighs and sits back takung a big sip of her wine.

"Daddy what's happening." I hear Freddie whisper.

"Shh, Just eat." Archie says. And Mia squeals, Daisy giggles softly taking a bite of her Food.

"No, I mean. I guess Archie, Is better fit. Is all I'm saying." He says. I furrow my brows.

"Excuse me?" I ask. As Archie sighs sitting back.

"Yeah, I mean. He is the man of the house isn't he?" He asks. I raise my brows. I take a sip of my wine.

"What?" He chuckles.

"It's because I'm a women, Isn't it?" I ask. He looks at me.

"I mean, I guess." He says with a soft shrug and a grin on his lips.

"Oh my god." Bee sighs and sets her drink down. Daisy and Freddie giggle.

"Yeah, Well at least I don't sit and get drunk." I say. He looks at me as his grin fades.

"Ronnie." Archie says. I look at him.

"I do not." He says.

"Great come back, Forsythe." I roll my eyes looking back at Jughead.

"Vee, Vee." Ap squeals. I look at him and I look back at Jughead.

"Well, If you want a comeback. Then I'll give it too you. At least, I don't dress in the tightest clothes I can find. Great role model for the kids. Especially your own." He says. Bee widens her eyes, and Looks at him.

"Jughead." Archie says I raise a hand at him.

"Thanks Jughead. Because, I would take parenting advice from you of all people. I would go to my father, before I would you. And that's on a pretty damn low spectrum." I say. He stands up.

"I don't see why you hate me all that much, Veronica. I have done nothing to you. You've had it out for me, For years, Since you fucking moved here. And god, My life would be kinda nice without you." He says. I stand up.

"I don't hate you, I never said I did. I dislike you, because of things you say and do. You don't think at all Jughead. You don't come into, Someones house and order around how they should live. Unless, You do the chores, Pay the bills, Or cook, Keep your damn mouth shut. Now unless you want to give me rent money, then you can have a say." I say. He looks at me.

"And if you must know, It doesn't matter how we sit at a god damn table. As long as we're doing it together. We have never once argued on how sits at the damn head of the table. Because, we don't care. It's 2022 a women can sit at the head of the table, Let alone be the head of the house." I add. As I look at him.

"It's unoriginal." He says.

"Who cares, Jughead. It's not your say!" I say. He looks at me. As we start to shout over each other, Me yelling in Spanish.

"What the fuck is she saying?!" He shouts.

"Si quieres sentarte en la cabecera de la mesa de tu casa, anímate. es tu casa Al menos no voy a estar ahí sentado llamándote maldito padre terrible porque me visto de cierta manera. Te vistes como si acabaras de salir de la maldita calle. ¡Aprende a mantener tu maldita boca cerrada, Jughead!" I shout. Freddie looks at me, With his eyes wide and his mouth open.

"I don't speak, TacoBell!" He shouts

"¡Debería reventar este jodido vaso sobre tu cabeza!" I shout. He looks at me.

"Say in English, oh my god!" He shouts.

"Daddy." Daisy says, And he looks at her then me.

"espera, no puedo, tu cabeza está tan metida en tu trasero." I say. He looks at me.

"Okay, Okay!" Archie interferes getting up. We look at him.

"Jughead, I think we should go home." Bee says standing up.

"Mama!" Mia squeals. Jughead goes out the front door, slamming it.

"Vee, I am so so sorry, I'll talk to him." She says.

"It's not your fault, Bee." I say softly. We share a hug.

"I'm going outside." I sigh.

"Mama!" Mia squeals. I go out the back door and I slam it.

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