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"But dad" Crimson pleads with Caius "Daniel is so hot! I mean when I say hot, I mean" right now we're in the throne room as Crimson is trying to convince Caius to let her leave to go on a date. Caius is very adamant about Crimson remaining chaste.

"No" Caius turns another page "and another word about this Daniel and your grounded"

"Fine" she grumbled "I have one other question completely different"

"What?" He asks looking over from his book.

"At what age is it best for me to think about losing my virginity?" I cough on my drink, only my child would ask in a room filled with vampire one who happens to be her father that question.

"What?" Caius asks slamming his book and crosses his arms at her.

"I'm just saying dad" Crimson shrugs her shoulders "you and mom go at it every day, we can all hear you and I did research and isn't sex healthy for us humans?"

"I'm so glad" Bella says to River "we didn't have to deal with this when Midnight became an adult" River nods his head in agreement.

"Ah" Caius covers her mouth "no sex"

"What?!" Crimson looks my way "mom" she says through Caius's hand "please talk some sense into dad!"

"Caius" I say, he gives me a look "I think we should let her explore herself"

"Your kidding" Caius asks in disbelief "right?"

"When Beyla was Crimson's age" Bella adds "she wanted to see how good orgies were so she went to three different ones and I swear she almost ended up pregnant" Caius snaps his head to Bella "I'm not helping am I?"

"If mom did orgies, why can't I?" Crimson asked "if just like my hymen to be broken"

"Then do extreme activities" Caius says "can't you break...that if you do gymnastics is it? Don't you do gymnastics?" He asks

"Yeah" Crimson nods her head "but I'd like to know the feeling of"

"La La La" Caius covers his ears not listening to her as Crimson leaves the room.

When he uncovers his ears we head Crimson yell "if Ben and Rhaenyra are allowed to fuck why can't I?" Me and the other royals laugh at Caius who groans.

"This" Caius points down to the floor and looks at Bella then to me "is what you warned me about all those years ago, isn't it?"

"Pretty much" nodding our heads, just then Rhaenyra comes in with a box.

"Mom! Dad! Look at what I found" she then brings out a snake and I scream before jumping up onto the ceiling like a cat. Everyone stares at me.

"Why do you have that thing?" Hissing at it and when it hisses back I hiss.

"Okay" Caius says looking at Rhaenyra "where did you get that snake?"

"In Ben's room" she says "and is mom going to be up there the entire time or"

"You mom" Bella says "is afraid of snakes"

"Isn't she a vampire?" Rhaenyra asks

"She is" I go to the side and carefully come down "but theres one thing that scares her more than snakes"

"What's that?" My daughter asks

"Hey guys" I hear my son's voice, turning around I scream in terror before fainting.

~Caius's POV~

I catch Beyla when she falls unconscious to our sons mask which is a clown "moms afraid of clowns?" Ben asked taking the mask off.

"Yeah" Bella nods her head "as some sage advice, get rid of that mask and snake"

"Can't we just hide them?" Rhaenyra asks

Bella just laughs "that?" River asks

"When your grandmother" Bella tells them "had a pet snake to give me and your mother, your mother got so worked up that she went to a Catholic Church and almost became a nun"

"Because of a snake?" I ask

"Yeah" nodding her head "and with the clown thing, after her first clown encounter she grabbed a wooden bat and tried to murder the next clown grandma Renee got for our birthday"

"Dad!" Crimson yells my name before coming in "I also want to add" she stares at me "that according to some website I found on the internet that sex is healthy and if my little brother and sister are allowed to have sex than I should be too" she storms out then.

"What" I ask Rhaenyra who just glared at the door "did your sister just say?"

"Oh look at the time" she points to the clock "I need to...be someplace else" she runs out of the room.

"Oh let them have sex" Bella tells me "not like their going to end up like Beyla"

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