𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 '𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 ! ! ─ 𝙠𝙤𝙯𝙪𝙢𝙚 ⋆ 𝙠

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You and Kuroo lounge around your room, eating vegetable lomein over a good episode of the original teen titans.

"I'm just saying!" Kuroo reaches the end of his rant about how hot Starfire is while you collectively agree, making sure to actively include raven in his very passionate declarations.

"You only like raven cause your into the emo's" he points his fork at you accusingly, a taunting grin splitting across his face when you nod aggressively in response.

"I don't got no shame bout it" you had nothing to hide. You sat cris cross on your bed, taking a big chunk of noodles out of your styrofoam box.

"You're the type to simp for Mavis from hotel Transylvania" he leans back into the bean bag chair in your room, your fluffy pink headband keeping his hair out of his face as he did.

"Holy shit, how'd you know?" He was absolutely right because who wouldn't?

"Wait really?!" He's laughing at you but you were more concerned about him now

"You don't?!" You gasp. That sounded physically and chemically impossible but you just had to ask.

"Who didn't have a crush on Mavis?" He redeems himself with just one single statement? Respectable. "But thoes are girl crushes—what about guy crushes" you hadn't even considered them.

"Hmm" you don't actually have to think about this, you just like reflecting over your list.

"Psychos and twinks" you answer after rounding up all the similar characteristics into two categories. Two categories that would never go for you in any universe.

"How psycho we talking?" He's curious. That was his first mistake

"Destroy the entire world kinda psycho" your response is immediate, just as immediate at his physical recoil.

"Okay..what the fuck is wrong with you?" He giggles "was not expecting that from you"

"What were you expecting?"

"Me of course" he blows you a kiss that you kindly accept.

"Oh you're hot for sure" you assure him wholeheartedly, pointing your phone at him "you're on the list of people I would give platonic head" you nod

"How long is that list?"

"Just know that you're in the top ten"

"I see that as a victory—but twinks you say?" With his interest piqued once again you prepare a vague explanation in your head. You didn't want him getting any ideas because contrary to popular belief, you tended to keep your friends outside of that info bubble. You didn't like any meddling in your love life.

"Long hair, androgynous, that typa stuff" you grin mischievously

"Really?" Once again surprised, he looks at you like you committed a crime "you like the scrawny mother fuckers don't you?"

"That's all just speculation" you cross your arms

"Is that why you don't date anyone at Nekoma?"