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"You don't like apple pie?" Kenma looks away from the TV for a second

"That shit's nasty" Sai plays in a rowdy way, swaying back and forth every time he was about to fall off the map. The three of you had migrated towards the basement or what you liked to call "Sai's cave" because even though it was meant as an area for the whole family—it was apperant that Sai claimed the room

"Where'd you find this kid again?" Kenma ask

"The dumpsters behind Arby's" focused, you answer without turning your attention away from the ongoing match. The three of you are sat comfortably on the old sofa while running through rounds of Super Smash.

"MOVEEUH!!" Sai shrieks when he's right on the edge of the map, getting actively jumped by Sephiroth.

"That's what you get for choosing Kirby" Kenma says without sympathy

"But i thought you said Kirby was strong!" Sai turns to you with the most betrayal you've ever seen built up in his face before. The lip quiver and everything.

"In my heart" you smirk "Kirby's the strongest"

"TWO FACED ASS BITCH" Sai knocks into your shoulder in hopes to mess you up but instead gets flung by a sword. "WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK"

"AHA NAH THATS WHY YO ASS IS GETTING JUMPED" You cackle, mercilessly mashing buttons in efforts to win. You don't even realize how silent Kenma had gotten until he uttered something

"I'm just gonna.." with two buttons. Just two. You go flying.

"Did you.." you slowly turn towards the boy and so does Sai, both of you trying to comprehend what just happened. You were gone gone like no return. Where the fuck did your Sephiroth go? "Did you just swing my man off the map?"

"Yeah" he responds

"Y'know what Kozume.." Sai wipes away a nonexistent tear "I owe you my life" greatful for him saving him from you, he doesn't take into account that now they would have to go up against each other next.

"Oh! Okay!" Kenma flashes you little brother a smile before attacking him too

"WAIT HOLD ON MOVE PLEASE PLEASE WHY AAAAA" And just like that Sai turns into a car alarm, hollering above the sound of your controllers clicking.

He puts up a noble struggle, even trying the antient method of slamming the controller on his forehead but nevertheless, he falls in battle just as hard.

"How the fuck you clear the floor with us while using Link" Sai's eye twitches

"If you woulda just let me use my account I coulda used Bayonetta" You lean back with a woeful sigh

"You're too overpowered with Bayonetta" Kenma states the obvious. That's exactly why you wanted to play as her.

"You're too overpowered with Link" you narrow your eyes at him

"I'm so upset right now" Sai's controller falls to the floor dramatically and he drops his head into his hands like the world is ending.

"Hey don't worry next tim—"

"Shut the fuck up" he shoots a glare back at Kenma who attempts to comfort him.

"Damn I hope you choke on a carrot stick then with your hamster looking ass" how did he say all that with a straight face?

"Jump off a bridge, with yo bitch ass" and how did Sai say that while laughing?

"You see? Little kids don't even be calling you a 'poopy head' no more, yours just called me a bitch" They both turn to you both expectant for an answer