𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 '𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 ! ! ─ 𝙠𝙤𝙯𝙪𝙢𝙚 ⋆ 𝙠

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—"you're falling asleep?"you knew Kenma was being too quiet, the car ride wasn't even that long.

"Mhm" he fits his face against his sleeves, leaned up against the stiff leather seat and somehow making it look like the most  comfortable thing in the world.

Seems like schools really worn him out.

The only thing keeping him conscious was messing with the hair ties on his wrists. You don't pester him for the sole reason of

"You haven't been on any dates lately" he mutters

"You keeping track?" you chuckle, one hand on the steering wheel

"No" his expression stills when you make the tease, how was he gonna bring that up and not expect you to have a little fun?

"didn't know you were that interested in hearing about me getting dicked down" you grin "Be glad you have me all to yourself cause the second I get the rest of my stuff moved into Natsu's, I'm looking through all the applications" saying that knowing you weren't really interested in anyone.

"Applications?? you make people take a job interview to date you?"

"If I'm feeling nice" you shrug "if I didn't do any of that I'd be cuffed to plenty of bitches"

"No wonder you're still single"

"I can't help but be picky" you really didn't have high standards..okay never mind your standards were through the roof. I mean how hard was it to not be a total asshole? Clearly it was a challenge considering how many people you've had to turn down.

"You can't blame me, Kozume, you're still on single too" you point, turning the car

"I don't need a relationship—"

"Because all you need is money" you finish the sentence for him, watching his eyes narrow with a cheerful glance.

"I think I've been around you for too long" he sighs, returning back to maybe getting a little bit off sleep before the car ride ended.

"It's called bonding, embrace it"

"Leave me alone" you hear his muffled grumble from his behind his sleeve. You actually listen, checking your phone at a red light.

— i'm going to hit you with a semi truck—

"What's my contact name on ur phone?"

"It's baby 🤭" : Y/N

"Aww"
"why weren't you answering meee tho!"
"All I wanted to see was a titty and you send me a picture of a mf clown and din't respond all night"

" I got like seven other side hoes to talk to hun" : Y/N

"So I'm hun now? Literally why are you leading me on atp??"

"Sorry I should probably clear things up for you shouldn't I?" : Y/N
"Make it easier for you to understand what I mean by 'stop hitting me up' huh?"

"Yeah pretty much"

"Choke on a fucking spoon" : Y/N
"Is that clear enough?"