SMG4: The Good, the Bad and the Crazy

If Mario was in Fruit Ninja

Bob plugged in a large machine consisting of a bunch of small cannons into the socket.

"AlRiGhT, tHiS sHoUlD wOrK nOw!" he stated.

"Bob, I thought you said the hotel's budget was tight. How did you find the money for this?" asked SMG4.

"ThAt'S tHe NeAt ThInG, i DiDn'T!"

"Wait what?"

"NoThInG. LeT's JuSt HaVe FuN tIlL tHe PoLiCe FiNd OuT iT's HeRe!"

Everyone gathered around the machine, inspecting it.

"What even is it?" Luigi questioned.

"WaTcH!" Bob answered, as he hit a button. An apple suddenly shot out of one of the turrets and flew into the air.

"Whoa!" Mario gasped as leapt into the air, opening his mouth to swallow it whole. The apple then proceeded to fall back into the cannon barrel and caused Mario to ram his head into the wall.

"Oof! Mama-mia..."

"Red, are you okay?" Meggy asked, helping him up.

"Hey! Give me back mah fruit!" Mario yelled, ignoring her as he began to shake the machine. He was quickly stopped by Bob, who smacked him in the face.

"No you idiot, like this!" Bob said.

He switched the machine on again, as more fruit began to shoot up out of the cannons. Raising his blade arms, Bob began to slash away at them, cutting them apart one by one. Unfortunately, he soon missed one, which caused the machine to let out a loud beep, and the fruit stopped shooting out.

A handful of small arcade tickets fell out of the machine, gathering as a pile on the floor. Bob hastily picked them up, stating:

"I sToLe ThIs FrUiT nInJa ArCaDe MaChInE! wE cAn MaKe So MaNy MoNiEs WiTh ThIs!"

Everyone gasped, either out of intrigue at the prospect of money, the excitement of a challenge or how fun it sounded.

"Let's'a go!" Mario shouted, as he pulled out a katana and got to cutting.

Meanwhile

Aeris arrived at an apartment room door, looking down at a slip of paper.

"SMG4 said she lives here. Here goes," he muttered.

He knocked three times, waiting for an answer after finishing up. No answer came, though he knew someone was in the apartment.

"Hello?" he called out, as he leaned in and placed his ear against the door, wondering what was going on inside-

Creak!

The door flew open, causing Aeris to fall to the floor due to him leaning against him.

"Whoa- Oof!" he blurted out.

Melony glanced around confused, as she came out of her deity form.

"Yes?" she asked, glancing around, looking for who had knocked, "Huh... I thought I heard knocking..."

As she stepped out to glance around, she proceeded to step right onto Aeris' back.

"Yow!" he gasped.

"Ah! Sorry, I didn't see you there!" she apologized.

"No... No... That's on me..." he breathed out, as he stood up to his feet and rubbed his aching back.

"Oh, it's you, Aeris! I'm happy to see you. I want to say thanks for the food back at me and Meggy's date. It was amazing."