SMG4: The Good, the Bad and the Crazy

F•R•E•N•S

It was a few days after Halloween. The gang was gathered in the main room of Peach's castle. Sitting down, they all watched as Meggy slapped an old projector, as it began to run a slideshow on a nearby screen.

"Okay guys, I think I've got a solution to dealing with our OC problem," she told the group, "But, if it's going to work, I'm gonna need you all to be on board with it."

"Well, if it means getting rid of those'a coo coo crazy people, let's'a go with it!" Mario stated.

Everyone soon began chiming in in agreement with him.

"So what's the plan?" Saiko asked, raising her hammer, "Just give me the word, I'll get smashing!"

Kaizo began sharpening his scythe in excitement, thinking about a new opportunity to take ass and kick names- I mean kick ass and take names.

"Well... Not exactly.

"I never get to have fun..." Kaizo grumbled, as he put down his scythe and sharpening tools, before crossing his arms and pouting. Saiko put her hand on his shoulder, reassuring him:

"Relax, we'll get to beat ass eventually-"

"Will you two stop talking about beating people for two damn seconds, we don't have all episode!" SMG4 barked at them.

"Fine!" Saiko huffed, as she crossed her arms as well and began pouting. Meggy sighed, as she went for the next slide.

"Well, me and SMG4 came up with a plan of our own. We call it: Operation F•R•E•N•S," she explained, "Fraternization Required to End Nuisanceful Skirmishing."

"ThAt'S a TeRrIbLe AcRoNyM!" Bob shouted.

"Shut up! It took forever to make it work!"

"... Wait... Meggy, are you asking us to... End the fighting with... The power of friendship?" Boopkins questioned.

"Well... Yeah, that's pretty much what it is," Meggy acknowledged.

"Oh boy! It's just like in anime!"

SMG3 let out from the back of the audience.

"It's not gay!" SMG4 retorted.

Meggy sighed, as she continued to plead her case:

"Look guys, we've been doing this over and over again. We fight, we kick each other's asses, then we leave till the next time we go and fight again."

"To be fair, it makes a good plot structure for filler episodes," SMG4 pointed out.

"I have no idea what that means," the beanie girl told him, before continuing her explanation, "Besides, we technically already did this plan once, remember? The anti-cast used to be our enemy, but now, we're friends with one another."

Melony gasped and smiled, before applauding excitedly.

"We're friendly rivals, not friends!" Belle shouted.

"Oh come on, Belle, don't say that, you'll always be a friend to me," Tari told her, as she gave her a hug.

"Agh! Hey!"

"I have barely been mentioned at all... Even the scarecrow is more popular than me..." Whimpu lamented.

Rob wasn't paying any attention at all, too busy making a pentagram out of corn ears on the floor and chanting as he danced around it.