South Park x Reader! 「ONE-SHOTS」

♥︎ | Clyde Donovan

(Clyde fuckin Donovan)

YOU NEED TO STOP.
THIS IS SO CRINGE.
I AM CRYING RN.

[ YOUR POV ]
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I have been hearing a lot of girls talking about this guy, he has brown hair, brown eyes and he's apparently a 'fuckboy'. whatever that means. I'm not sure, I just try to focus on my life and not worry about others. everything was going fine. that was until.

BAM!

my books hit the ground as I bashed into someone, we both crashed to the ground. I groaned. "glad I could break your fall, sweetheart~" I heard a males voice. I lifted my head, I stared at his face. oh great. it's Clyde Donovan. "oh god." I murmured, standing up. I was expecting him to stand up, but he just lay on the ground. I looked down at him. "aren't you getting up?" I asked, he shook his head softly, then he smirked. "it seems I've fallen for you." he winked. I wanted Jesus to come and take me away in that moment. "cool, um..." I bent down and picked up my books. "well, you chill there... and im just gonna leave." I said, awkwardly, walking away from him.

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I was in class, doing my work. yknow, minding my business. when I hear "pssst, babes." I look up. oh my god. 'CLYDE FUCKING DONOVAN, GO AWAY-' I kept my cool. "shhh." I tried to shush him, looking back down at my work. "look at me." I heard his voice, I shook my head. "shush." I muttered. he groaned.

"Mr donovan, is there a problem?" I heard the teachers voice, I smirked as I saw clyde jolt from the corner of my eye. "n-no, sir!" he said, panicked. I snickered quietly.

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so I was at my locker. all of a sudden, Clyde was beside my locker. how lovely. "hello, clyde." I said, in a monotone voice. I looked up at him, and he was smirking. "hello, cutie-" "my name is y/n." I cut him off. his cheeks reddened, I turned and started walking, I pulled out my note book, I opened it and started reading through it, trying to seem busy. sadly, it didn't work. he followed me. "hey, how about we- um, how about we go for a walk?" he suggested, I hummed. "kinda already doing that right now, aren't we?" I responded. he went silent, he then chuckled. "aww, come on!" he laughed. I looked up at him, I will admit, he's kinda cute when he's laughing. "listen, I gotta go." I said, my cheeks turning red as I sped walked down the hall.

"you're blushing!" I heard him exclaim, causing me to squeak. "NO!" I shouted, then I started sprinting down the hall. I heard him laughing. damn Donovan.

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fin -- ♡

(okay, I CAN'T DO CLYDES PERSONALITY VERY WELL SO IM SORRY. I'm going somewhere so I couldn't finish this one. sorry again)