MWAAAHAAAHHAAAHAAHAA 😈 HAAHAAA MWAAAHAAHA-- starts coughing violently
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.
.
"No, but you said that you weren't gonna writ--"
MWWAAAAHHAAAAAHAAHAA >:)
"No, you can't jus--"
OH, YOU FOOLISH HUMAN!
I WAS MERELY JUST...
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awkward silence
"You... You said that your passion... are you flipping me off?"
🖕🏻
"It hasn't even been 24 hours yet."
flaps around mischievously
"What the fuck are you even doing?"
casually just walks away
"Hey! Where are you going?"
🖕🏼
"STOP! that's just rude."
Oh, my bad...
"It's oka--"
🖕🏻 <3
"You're just being immature--"
I put a heart.
"No, that's still just rude."
It took effort to put that heart there :/
"I'm sure it didn't take that much."
I'm laying on the floor it took so much effort.
"Don't be fucking ridiculous."
I try to be nice and this is the thanks I get >:/
"You didn't even have to flip me off--"
🖕🏻
"--You're just being rude."
Silence
Yeah? Well, your FACE is rude!
"Oh, for fuck sakes."
🖕🏻
"I'm actually sorry you decided to return to this book..."
burns your house
"DUDE!? YOU CAN'T JUST BURN MY HOUSE!"
roasts marshmallows in the fire
"YOU'RE SERIOUSLY TWISTED!"
runs away from you because you're being mean :(
"I'M NOT BEING MEA--"
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awkward silence
So, I have too many ideas and I wanna spoil y'all with them because you're my Besties and Ilysm.
"But you made a big deal that you were quittin--"
We don't talk about that :3
"But... are you okay?"
I don't know, but that doesn't matter because--
"Are you like mentally oka--"
FLAPS AROUND FURIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE ANGERED
ME >:(
"YOU'RE SO CONFUSING!"
STARTS TO SUMMON BROFLOV
"NO, OH GOD! PLEASE--"
THE GROUND STARTS BREAKING
"PLEASE! NOT BROFLOV! NOT HIM!"
BROFLOV CRAWLS OUT FROM THE CRACKS IN THE GROUND, STRAIGHT FROM HELL
"PLEASE! I JUST GOT A NEW FRIDGE! PLEASE--"
BROFLOV... HE FUCKIN-- HE SMIRKS.
"No... No, please. It was so fucking expensive."
MWAAAAAHHAAAAHAHAAAA--
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I have embraced myself, You guys :D yaaaaay! I'm okay with who I am as a person, yaaaay!
"Why?"
flaps around THREATENINGLY to try and scare off that negative BITCH >:((
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South Park x Reader! 「ONE-SHOTS」
FanfictionHEY! -- In this One-Shot book. ➡ The Characters are TEENAGERS (15-18) ➡ There WILL be cussing and SOMETIMES heavy themes. ➡ There WON'T be Lemon/Smut. ➡ MAKE ME A SANDWICH! ➡ GIMME SANDWICH >:( ➡ 🥪🥪🥪 RAAAAAH! -- Reader is Female, BUT you can ch...
