South Park x Reader! 「ONE-SHOTS」

♥︎ | Vampire Kyle Broflovski

(*Dracula noises* i WaNt tO sUck yOur bLoOd, bLeH BleH bLeH- help)

(sorry for updating this book so much in ONE day btw)

THIS IS WHERE MY
FUCKERY BEGAN 😈

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the teacher clapped her hands, catching the attention of all the students who were in her class, one of which was y/n. "right, listen up!" the teacher exclaimed as she stood from her chair. "im giving you all one week to complete your speech, it is due on Monday next week." she announced, earning a few groans. a boy raised his hand, the teacher looked at him. "hm?" she pointed at him. "um... what must the speech be about?" he asked, she leaned against her desk. "supernaturals." she simply said. y/n perked up, she smiled brightly, everyone else looked dull. the teacher looked across at y/n, she smiled at the young girls spirit. "well at least y/n is happy." she chuckled. everyone looked at y/n. she blushed.

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y/n was in the library, walking through each isle of books, she looked up and noticed the literature she was looking for, she stepped into that isle, trailing her fingers along the book spines, she soon spotted a book that piqued her interest.

she pulled it out and carefully opened it, shivers trickled down from her shoulders, along her spine and her chest tightened. "hello?" escaped her lips, she stood there for a moment. she looked up, and looked across the library, shivers trickled up her spine, to her neck, she spun around and pushed her back up against the book shelf. "is someone in here?" she asked, her breathing started getting heavier.

"what's your problem?" she heard a males voice, she looked across, there was a boy standing right beside her. she screamed, he covered his ears and hissed. "shut the fuck up!" he shouted. she covered her face with the book. "sorry, I just didn't see you there before." she murmured. he clicked his tongue in frustration, he looked over at her, he noticed the cover. "vampires?" he questioned, she looked at him, she noticed something about him.

his skin was pale, his eyes were half blood shot and he had a dead stare. like there was no life in his eyes. she looked down at the book, and now the page was blank. her eyes widened. "what the?" she looked back up at the male, but no one was there. she tried not to scream.

something grabbed her, she then screamed. the book fell from her hands and everything went dark, cold and quiet.

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after what seemed like an eternity, the sound of talking echoed in her ears, she began to stirr awake, her eyes fluttered open, once her vision had cleared, she realized that she was in a classroom. in front of the class, she was sitting on the ground with her back against the wall.

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your pov:

everyone here looks like something out of a supernatural book. there's werewolves, imps, ghosts and other unexplainable beings. am I dreaming?

(im calling it supernatural Park. but someone probably already has an AU called that-)

"and so for show and tell, I brought my pet human." I heard a boys voice. "look don't touch." he added, I looked up at him, it was the pale boy from earlier, I watched his lifeless eyes look down at me. "oh, look, she's awake!" I heard a boy shout. "quiet, stanley!" a deeper voice hollered, I'm guessing that it's the teachers voice. "she looks tasty." I heard another boy say, I hugged my knees, I saw a leg step in front of me, protectively, it was the pale boy. "touch her, and I'll torture you to death-" "alright, kyle, please take your seat-" "YOU WANNA GO, VAMP BITCH!" the boy challenged. the teacher stood from his seat. "cartman, sit your ass down." the teacher said, but 'cartman' didn't listen, he came charging at me, I flinched.

I caught a glimpse of the pale boy grabbing his shoulders and slamming him down on the ground, he turned and bent down, he grabbed my hand and pulled me up off the ground, he ran out the classroom with me. I had no idea what was happening, but I kept my mouth shut. "KAHL!" I heard that boy shout.

suddenly the pale boy pulled me closer and swept me off the ground as he ran down the hallway, holding me bridal style, he turned sideways and slammed his shoulder against a door, opening it. he ran through isles of books. oh, we must be in the library. he started slowing down, he placed me down and pushed me up against the shelf, trapping me in between his arms. he stared into my eyes, he wasn't even breathing heavily. he didn't have to.

"so I needed you for my school 'show and tell' and now im sending you back to your world.... but..." his eyes trailed down to my neck. "...I kinda wanna keep you." he whispered. I felt my heart start racing, he opened his mouth, revealing fangs. my eyes widened. "YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!?" I shouted, he huffed. "keep it the fuck down, will you?" he hissed. I looked down. "s-sorry. but... y-YOURE A VAM-" he shut me up by smashing his lips against mine. "MMPH!?" I muffled. he deepened the kiss and then parted. "THAT WAS SEXUAL ASSAULT-" "CALM YOURSELF!" "NO, BUT THAT WAS LITERALLY SEXUAL ASSAULT!" "IM THROWING YOU BACK TO YOUR WORLD!" "IM TELLING THE POLICE!" "THEY WONT FIND ME, YOU IDIOT!" "AHHGHHHHHHHH!" we both just stood in silence for a moment. "...you also kidnapped me, I'll have you know-" "right, you're done." I heard him say, then everything went black. "will you visit me again?" slipped my lips, everything started getting cold. "maybe." he spoke.

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I woke up in the library, my muscles were cramping so bad. I struggled to stand up but I managed, I stretched, the cramping slowly went away. "I miss you already." I heard a whisper. "we literally just met." I whispered. "shut up." he whispered. "no, you shut up." I whispered back. I heard him groan. then everything went silent. I just stood there, I shrugged. 'what do I do with my life now?' I thought, contemplating my life. especially after learning about a WHOLE ASS WORLD OF SUPERNATURALS!

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(alright, it was gonna be serious, but then I got bored and decided to make it funny at the end. hope you enjoyed.)