Kaede's Time

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Thank you for 3.7k+ reads and 160+ votes! Also, a special thanks to UrMoms_Boyfriend69 , Zury344 , and Lyliarose67200 for voting! Sorry if it's posted a bit later in the day, but I was having internet issues and was unable to post it until right now. Here's today's chapter :)

It's September 9th, right before the end of our break. Despite this, we all gathered in the room labeled Class 3-E, a very unexpected person having invited us.

"What brings us together here today—during a school break, no less—is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs, rather than being sent to market, are being discarded in bulk." Kayano says, standing at the front of the room where Korosensei usually occupies.

"Oh, yeah, I heard about that on the news." Isogai comments. "What a waste!"

"Right?" Kayano says, leaning forward. "So I came up with a plan to salvage those discarded eggs and assassinate Korosensei." She says, holding up a decorated notebook. We all look at her in amazement.

"Assassinate him with eggs?" Nakamura questions.

"Psh. So you cook up a dish and toss in a few of these babies?" Terasaka asks skeptically, tossing a few anti-sensei BBs and catching them. "Like he wont see straight through that." He scoffs. Kayano simply smiles smugly.

"I gave it a little more thought than that." She says before turning to look at Karasuma and Irina. "The initial preparations are already in place, thanks to Mr.Karasuma."

"Yes, everything's all set up in the yard—" Karasuma starts.

"To the yard, everyone!" Kayano announces excitedly. We follow the green haired girl outside to find a huge structure and machines in the schoolyard.

"This mold and those eggs... Don't tell me..." Okuda trails off.

"Yep! We're gonna make on gigantic pudding!" Kayano says matter-of-factly, her hands on her hips as she faces all of us in front of the mold. "I call it... Operation Pudding Popper!"

"Operation Pudding Popper?" Nagisa considers. "Korosensei does have a sweet tooth."

"Yeah. It doesn't seem any crazier than half the other things we've tried." I comment.

"About that!" Kayano suddenly pipes up. "I've already obtained a crucial confession!" She says, continuing on to tell us about how her and Korosensei had eaten pudding together one time and he said he wanted to eat a giant pudding. She whirls around to face the mold, her eyes sparkling with determination. "Let's make his impossible dream come true! To be honest, I'd like a piece of that pudding too!" After that,  she calms down and explains the assassination part of the plan to us.

"We'll embed bombs and anti-sensei BBs into the giant pudding's base. And when he gets down to the bottom..." Kayano explains, making an explosion sound for effect.

"It might be worth a try." Isogai says, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Yeah, it's a really creative idea. I don't think anyone but you could have ever come up with it." I say, the unbelievable plan circulating through my head.

"He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff." Okajima adds.

"And with Kayano stepping forth from the background, there's an element of surprise, too." Takebayashi says, adjusting his glasses.

"Okay, let's make the most of the time that he's absent, and go for broke!" Isogai says.

"Yeah!" We all cheer, pumping our fists in the air. We get dressed in our home ec. attire and release the cover from the mold, the orange tarps fluttering to the ground.

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