Flirt (Hiroto Maehara X Reader)

LR Time

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Hello, and thank you for 530+ reads! Also, a special thanks to b1ggestv3ntis1mp for voting. This chapter is kinda short, not even 2,000 words, even with the extra scene I added, so apologies. Here's today's chapter :)

"Oh... sexy guy... It's a miracle! What? Really?" Ms.Bitch demonstrates her English before switching back to Japanese to address us. "Everyday chit-chat is actually quite simple. I'm sure you all know someone who says nothing but phrases such as 'like, so awesome'. One way to speak like this in English is with the word 'really'. Kimura, you try."

"R-Really." He says, trying the word out.

"Nope. Your Ls and Rs are a mess. The Japanese tend to have a hard time telling the two apart. I can still understand you, but it feels wrong." Ms.Bitch says. Y'know, she's actually a surprisingly good teacher. The topics she chooses could use some work, though.

"Oh, okay." Kimura says.

"Don't run from your weaknesses. Overcome them! To that end, I'll be checking your pronunciation regularly from now on, and if you screw up your Ls and Rs... I'll punish you with a French kiss in public." She says seductively.

The next morning, we start the day off with P.E. Karasuma sits us down on the leveled our field, telling us about the competition between Ms.Bitch and her teacher to see if she can stay and teach here. I think I'd actually miss her a bit.

"And there you have it. There may be some slight disruption today, though your classes should remain unaffected. Carry on as you usually do." Karasuma summarizes.

"Mr.Karasuma!" A high-pitched voice calls; We turn our heads. Yeah, not surprised. Ms.Bitch runs towards us, a canteen in hand with a mysterious liquid inside. "Great work today! You must be thirsty! Here, have a nice, cold drink!" We all look at her, blank faced. Nobody's gonna fall for that. "Come on, knock it right back! It's good!"

"She put something in it." Maehara says.

"Yeah, she definitely put something in it." Isogai agrees.

"Probably a muscle relaxant. She'll immobilize me, and stab me at her leisure." Karasuma says while Ms.Bitch struggles to keep a fake smile plastered on her face. "Look, I don't intend to even let you get close enough to give it to me." Karasuma says bluntly, causing Ms.Bitch to pout before resuming her act.

"Oh, hang on. I'll put it here, then." She says, bending down to set the cup down, suddenly flopping on her face, the bigger bottle she had been holding flying out of her hand. "Owie!" She cries. "Gimme a piggyback ride, Karasuma! A piggyback ride!"

"Absolutely not." He says, turning and walking away. After he disappears, Mimura and Isogai help her up.

"Ms.Bitch..." Mimura says. "You wouldn't even fool us with that routine."

"What do you expect?!" She explodes. "There's no natural way to fake-seduce someone you already know! Even a club hostess would find it awkward as hall if the customer happened to be her father! This is the same thing!"

"Like we'd know!" They exclaim.

During lunch we have whatever random conversations our minds lead us to. I look out the window to see Ms.Bitch walking towards Karasuma who is sitting under a tree to eat his lunch. Next to the window I spot Karma, Kayano, and Nagisa. So I'm not the only one that noticed. We all gradually move towards the glass divider, observing the scene as close as we can without interfering with it.

They look as if they are talking for a minute or so when Ms.Bitch let's her overcoat slide to the ground, revealing her slightly hiked up shirt. She plays with her hair with one hand, an anti-sensei knife in the other. Then she partially leans up against the tree and they talk some more. After that, Ms.Bitch teasingly runs behind the tree, peeking out from behind it.