Cynonari Oneshots

Lumine and Paimon the love experts

Cyno had a crush on Tighnari for a long time and now has wanted to tell him his feelings. He didn't know how though so he needed help from someone. The only person we could think of to help him was known for helping lots of people in teyvat

Lumine.

The problem was Lumine was an adventurer so she wasn't around in the same place for long, so trying to find her would take a while.

Luckily right about he was about to leave the city he spotted Lumine and Paimon talking to a guard. He rushed over quickly.

"Hello Lumine and Paimon." Cyno puffed tiredly.

Lumine then stopped talking to the guard and turned over to Cyno.

"Oh hello there Cyno! You came at the right time this guy wants to take Paimon to get examined since she looks like a robot that is hiding bombs!"

"General Matra! I suspect this flying gadget to be a hider of bombs to destroy the city! It must be examined and destroyed at once! Not without your permission though."

Cyno then let out an agitated sigh.

"It's not a robot look did you even try to see if it had any human reactions?!"

"Yeah, Paimon is not a bomb-hiding robot!" Paimon yelled angrily.

Cyno then poked Paimon in her stomach."

"OUCH! What was that for Cyno?!" Paimon yelped painfully.

"See that is a human, not a robot carrying bombs in her stomach," Cyno explained looking at him with a serious face.

"Hmm If you say so... don't think I have my eyes on you though flying thing!"

The guard then walked off. Lumine sighed.

"Thank you Cyno."

"No problem Lumine... I did come to you guys to ask for some help."

"Oh?" Lumine said looking at him.

"Well, I need some help with some uhm..."

"Let me guess you have a crush on Tighnari and want to confess to him but don't know how?"

"H-how did you know?"

"See how you act towards Tighnari it's obvious you have a crush on him, and I can tell you wanted to ask me that from the look on your face."

"Wait... CYNO HAS A CRUSH ON TIGHNARI?!"
Paimon yelled with her jaw dropped.

"Yes, I thought you would have known too Paimon,"
Lumine said.

"Well can you help me, please? It's fine if you can't you don't have to."

"Of course, we'll help!" Paimon replied excitedly.

"Ok come into this house in the village tomorrow at 10," Cyno said with hope in his eyes.

"Ok, I and Lumine will be there!"

The next day...

Cyno was waiting in the house before Lumine and Paimon walked in.

"Ok so first of all make it quick and straight to the point don't make it cheesy!"

"Second of all don't immediately kiss after."

"Third of all make sure you smell good you don't want to smell like a dead pig!"

"Fourth of all just say it with your heart and don't script it out before."

"Thanks, Lumine I don't know what I would have done without your help."

"Have a nice day! I'm rooting for you Cyno!"

"Yeah me too Cyno!" Paimon chirped in between.

With Tighnari...

Tighnari was cutting some grass before Cyno came and forcefully made him turn around to turn him.

"Tighnari I need to tell you something!"

"What is it Cyno? Must be important if you had to turn me around so aggressively."

"I'm in love with you..."

"Oh well I-..."

The end :) the end is left up to interpretation so you can think that he said no or yes both are canon.