Cynonari Oneshots

One with the Inazumans

Tighnari sat down and opened up his phone. He saw he got a text from Yae Miko. "You wanna come to visit me over in Inazuma? I could introduce you to some friends~" Tighnari rolled his eyes. "Like who?" "I got a purple-haired one that is pretty important. Also got this blue-haired guy that's rich. I also got some people from my writing company. You can bring your boyfriend with you~" Tighnari blushed and quickly typed back. "He's not my boyfriend Yae 🙄. Anyways sure I'll come since I'm not too busy over here in the forest. Since I know Cyno would probably somewhat enjoy it I guess I'll bring him too." Yae giggled. "Ok then~! Don't worry, I'll get one of my employees to come and escort you to the shrine. There I can then help you. It would also be great if you could help me write a novel too. I'm sure that you wouldn't mind~!"  "Ok then." "Oh! Does that mean you're going to write a novel for us~!" Tighnari panicked at this very moment. He knew he just got played like a fiddle stick. He should have read it more carefully. "What no I'm saying ok then to the part, not about the novel!" "You said ok then to the whole message Tighnari. Don't lie to me~!"

Tighnari just typed an ok I'll be there tomorrow and turned off his phone. He sighed and took a break for a moment before coming back and typing to Cyno. "Do you want to come with me on a vacation to Inazuma with Yae and her friends?" After waiting an hour for a response Cyno typed back "ok."

Tighnari was pissed off at the fact he had to wait an hour for a simple ok, but he calmed down after a bit realizing that Cyno is probably just super busy. He started packing his stuff and told Collei she would have to stay with Dottore for a while. Dottore was Tighnari's ex. They still communicated daily and weren't very mad with each other but Collei hated him.  "Please can I just go stay with Nahida or anyone else please!" Tighnari's heart ached but he needed to stay strong. "Look I know you're not a big fan of him but it's just how things have to be for now ok?" Tighnari patted her on the head and grabbed the luggage. "He'll be here soon so I recommend you get yourself together." Tighnari closed the door and then locked it from the outside so Collei wouldn't leave. He put the keys in front of the door so that when Dottore arrived he could unlock it and come in. There was also a lock on the inside but both locks used the same key. He walked with the luggage and waited for Cyno. About an hour later Cyno arrived with everything ready.

"Tighnari let's go. Our ship leaves soon." They both then started walking towards port Ormos. Once they made it they got onboard and sailed with another 200 passengers. "Hello and welcome aboard the SinkNotIThinker10*2! I am Kaveh so make sure to go follow me on Instagram @KavehTheGreat!" Tighnari then knew that this boat ride wasn't gonna end up well. "Currently we are heading to Inazuma which I heard has a whole super big thunderstorm in the middle of the sea so..." Kaveh paused. "I don't wanna be down but I think we might die..." Cyno slapped his face in disappointment. Everyone was shaking their heads or muttering. "I didn't know there was some big thunderstorm when I set up the ship tickets and all that. I thought it was normal since almost everyone gets to Inazuma on the boat. How do they survive? I just read it off here in my panel! How did I just hear about this now... bro..." Tighnari then whispered to Cyno. "I think we made a mistake ordering this trip we're about to get killed on here!" Cyno nodded. "If only I knew the driver was a moron..."

After 20 minutes passed Kaveh made another announcement. "Y'all we are approaching the uhm... storm thingy, I did some research, and the storm can get calmer or worst depending on the Raiden Shogun's mood so can text the Raiden Shogun and tell her to like cheer up or something..." Tighnari immediately texted Yae Miko. "Hey, can you like the text the Raiden Shogun or like idk go visit her and tell her to cheer up cause we're on a boat and we're about to pass the storm area? We won't be coming if that storm doesn't disappear so go cheer her up." Yae Miko then texted back. "Don't worry I got you." A couple of minutes later the storm was completely gone and a rainbow appeared in the sky.

Tighnari texted Yae Miko back. "Thank you Yae." "No problem~!" Kaveh then finally started sailing forward again eventually making it to Inazuma's deck. "Alright thank you for sailing with me and I hope you like Inazuma 'cause I ain't ever coming back here again after that." He then sailed away and immediately got tipped over on a rock and sank into the ocean. Kaveh had to swim back. Then one of Yae's assistants came over. "You two must be the guests of Lady Yae correct?" Tighnari and Cyno nodded. "Excellent, follow me now." Tighnari and Cyno followed her to the shrine. When they made it Yae came. "Hello, Tighnari and his boyfriend~! Welcome to Inazuma, please don't feel ashamed! Us Inazumans are very accepting." Tighnari's tail then started wagging rapidly. "We aren't dating Yae!" Yae Miko then started chuckling. "Oh, sure you aren't~!" She then showed them around the shrine. It was nothing too interesting.

Yae Miko then leads them to a bedroom with only one mattress. "I assume you're tired so you can use this room to sleep. Goodbye now~!" Before Tighnari could say anything Yae Miko closed the door leaving Cyno and Tighnari

Cyno sat down on the bed and Tighnari sat with him. They sat in silence until Tighnari finally said something. "So... this is pretty awkward." Cyno took his hand. "You're right... but it is a perfect time to confess something that I have wanted to say for a while." Tighnari felt shivers run down his spine. "Confess something? You have been wanting to tell me a secret?" "Yes... but I never had the right time... I won't let this perfect time slip me away. Not today."

Cyno moved closer to Tighnari. "Tighnari... I love you..." Tighnari immediately grabbed Cyno's face and kissed him passionately. He pulled away after a couple of seconds and smirked. "I love you too Cyno~." Cyno then grabbed Tighnari's waist and pulled him down further into the bed. Eventually, he snuggled up to him. "You know Cyno this is a perfect opportunity to... you know." Cyno then looked up at him in surprise. "You think so?" Tighnari nodded. "Yes I mean here nobody would know and we are outside the home nation so-" Before Tighnari could continue Cyno ripped off Tighnari's shirt and started kissing him. He then bit Tighnari's bottom lip making him gasp and letting Cyno's tongue slip in. His tongue immediately dominated Tighnari. After a bit, they both pulled away and panted loudly. Cyno then let him go and looked back.

"Tighnari... this... this isn't right..." Tighnari looked at Cyno confused. "What do you mean by that Cyno?" Cyno flipped back and looked into Tighnari's glossy eyes. "It's just... we can't fuck on somebody else's bed! That's wrong in so many ways! If we're gonna fuck... it should be on a bed one of us owns... also, for some reason... actually, never mind..." Tighnari then hugged Cyno tightly making Cyno gasp. "It's fine Cyno... you are right after all... fucking on somebody else's bed is a bit low... though, I think out of all people in teyvat... Yae Miko wouldn't mind." Cyno chuckled and put his shirt back on. "Don't worry, I won't keep you waiting too long~." Tighnari blushed and proceeded to pull his shirt back on his chest. Both Cyno and Tighnari were ripped. Most people wouldn't think Tighnari is buff, but he does train his muscles often.

Tighnari then cuddled with Cyno and fell asleep, Cyno followed shortly after. A couple of minutes later Yae Miko opened the door to check up on them. She smiled when she saw her plan worked. "I knew they were gay..." she whispered playfully as she closed the door.

(Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I had most of this chapter written last week but then I gave up and just started writing more today. I'll try to be a bit more active.)