Cynonari Oneshots

You have been warned... Cyno.

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Cyno then spoke

"Talk already."

Tighnari slapped him with his sweaty palms.

"I've been thinking about what to say! You're such an inpatient little-!"

"I hope y°u get lost in the desert," Cyno growled

"I hope you get locked up in jail and rot with all those other ignorant fools!" Tighnari yelled angrily.

They both kept on fighting for hours until Tighnari got done with Cyno and left the house angrily with his stuff. Cyno yelled at him while he was leaving and told him to never come back.

It was the end of their relationship for good now.

2 years later...

Cyno was washing the dishes in his beautiful little humble abode as the birds outside sang happy little tunes. It was a Monday morning and Cyno's child has just gone out to play with friends. Ever since Cyno broke up with Tighnari he has been improving his life and trying to slowly get over the breakup. He got the new love of his life and had babies with her. They also just got married and everything was looking amazing for Cyno.

Tighnari however wasn't so fortunate.

After they broke up Tighnari had nowhere to go and nobody. To not die he had to somehow make money. The whole city by that time though heard the news of him and Cyno breaking up and everyone thought Tighnari was a bad person so nobody wanted to hire him.

So to make an income Tighnari had to turn to the eremites. Even though they found it shocking that Tighnari was crying over the fact there was no grass or trees in the desert when he first saw it they accepted him anyway.

With Cyno...

Cyno finally finished cleaning the kid's breakfast dishes phew finally I can go and relax for now he thought while walking over to the couch.

Before he got to the couch though he heard someone knock on the door. He angrily growled before going up and opening the door to see...

"Tighnari?!"

Cyno was shocked. Tighnari came back to him?! He must need something important! Maybe he wants to get back together? Of course not!

"Hmm, long time no see general... no I'm not here cause I want to get back together. I just needed to say some important stuff that has NOTHING to do with our past love life."

"Hmmm ok but make it quick 'cause if my wife catches you here then she will go bananas..."  Cyno mumbled. He had a feeling that it at least had something to do with their past love life but didn't want to jump to conclusions yet.

"So basically I have come from the desert to warn you..."

"Warn me about what? If this is a joke then I will seriously KILL you 'cause I have a family now so threats like these are VERY SERIOUS NOW."

"The Eremites are planning to murder you and your family."

Cyno then quickly put Tighnari in a chokehold.

"YOU BETTER BE KIDDING WITH ME TIGHNARI!" He yelled angrily,

"Y-yes I- I am s- serious..." Tighnari breathed out hastily.