Cynonari Oneshots

King of all!

"I AM THE KING!" The dearest assistant roared throughout the room.

The room filled up with muttering before Cyno caned up and said

"No, I am 😎."

The crowd then gasped with surprise as the two supposed kings then came up to each other.

"Let's see who is the real king!"
"Let's see who is the real king!"

They then started fighting harshly before Tighnari came out of his room and separated them with his hands.

"Stop I demand of you!" He shouted as the crowd went crazy.

The fighters then bowed down.

"Sorry, Tighnari we were fighting to see who would inherit the throne of the Golden Wonder." They both squealed.

Tighnari looked down upon them.

"I am not of someone who has anything to do with the royal family. I am just a guy from Natlan that's all."

The crowd went up in shock! Tighnari was from Natlan?!

"My sir... you are from Natlan?!" Cyno said looking at Tighnari with shock.

"Yes, I am the... PYRO ARCHON!"

Tighnari then turned red and got pyro powers. He then pulled out the pyro gnosis and flexed it around before saying

"This is proof that I am."

Everyone was shocked... Tighnari was the archon of NATLAN?!

"My sir of fire! Shall we greet you upon the fiery throne?" The dearest assistant said snickering.

"Yes... treat me like a god!" Tighnari yelled while laughing.

Cyno and everyone else then started picking Tighnari up and threw him on the throne of fire!

They then started clapping for Tighnari as he growled fire from his mouth while laughing.

"Cyno my dear assistant... get me a giant golden pear from the most beautiful tree you can find!" He said while laughing.

Cyno then left the palace and went next door to the golden tree with the best pears known to mankind. He picked it up from the tree and ran back into the palace and handed it to the pyro archon.

"Thank you, my dear assistant... I shall remember this..."

Cyno then let out a big grin making the dearest assistant roll his eyes.

"My dearest assistant... get me the finest water from the prettiest river!"

The dear assistant then ran off next door where the prettiest river in all of teyvat added. He got a jug and scooped up the shining water and carefully went back to the palace and gave the archon the jug. The archon of flames then drank it and said

"Thank you my dearest assistant... I shall remember this..."

The dearest assistant then let out a giant grin making Cyno roll his eyes.

Then Scaramouche came out of the roof and landed on the main floor with his god-like powers making everyone including the archon shiver.

"Archon made of flames... give me your gnosis."
Scaramouche said giving him a death stare while holding his hand out.

He then added

"If you don't just give it up now... I'll have to do things the hard way." He roared making everyone get goosebumps.

Tighnari was about to give away the gnosis before he remembered what kind of acts his assistants did to him. He then defied he needed to at least try to fight for his people and decide to not give up so easily.

"No... if you want my gnosis... then fight me for it!"

Tighnari then threw flames at the purple-haired man. The man of electro quickly dodged them and said

"Guess we're doing this the hard way..."

They both then started shooting out lords of attacks toward each other. Tighnari used lots of flames while Scaramouche used lots of lighting.

In the end, Scaramouche won... he took the pyro gnosis before saying

"You put up quite the fight... I'm impressed..."

He then left the palace making people shiver. The people would have helped but they knew that in the end, their efforts would mean nothing.

Tighnari then smiled before saying

"Well in the end I still got my people and my nation of fire..."

Everyone in the room smiled they quickly stopped smiling since Tighnari then added

"And no not you guys I'm talking about the people in NATLAN MY NATION and my assistants all you guys did is gasp."

"Didn't Natlan take over Sumeru sir?" A girl from the back nurtured quietly.

Tighnari then turned around to her and nodded.

"Oh yeah sorry I mixed you guys up you are my people and I think you guys are cool."

Everyone then nodded.

"This chapter is supposed to make no sense!" they all yelled cheerfully.