Cyberpunk: edgerunners x male reader

In other words were fucked

Y/n arrived at the afterlife
Y/n: hello again
Bouncer: hey
He let you in and Rouge immediately saw you and spit out her drink And everyone went silent
Y/n: Hey Rouge can we talk about the INFO
She nodded and she got up and you followed her into a empty room
Y/n: WHAT THE FUCK
Johnny: don't cuss at her
Rouge: listen I needed the money that car
Y/n: I TRUSTED YOU
Rouge: well in the end it all worked out in the end and by the way I have a new gig
Y/n: hell no I'm done doing gigs for you
You got a call from Mitch
Y/n: yeah
Mitch: SAULS BEEN KIDNAPPED
Y/n: SHIT okay I'll be right there
He hung up and immediately left the afterlife
Johnny: Geez kid slow down
Y/n: hold on Saul
He got in the car and drove towards the badlands until he was stopped by a Araska AV
Araska: Y/N MARTINEZ COME WITH US NOW
Y/n got outta the car
Y/n: NO I DON'T THINK SO
Johnny: that's right kid stick it to the man
Adam Smasher jumped out of the AV and landed on your car
Adam Smasher: HELLO AGAIN FRESH MEAT
Y/n: fuck
Johnny: SMASHER
He lunged at you but you got of outta the way
Adam Smasher: heh not as fast as I used to be
Y/n: FUCK OFF A-HOLE
He got out his gun and shot at him and soon realized his bullets were doing nothing
Y/n: oh no
Johnny: got any naeds
Y/n: no
Johnny: then RUN
Y/n immediately started running
Y/n: ASS
He shot rockets shot at him then got close and hit him forward
Y/n: ow
Johnny: rockets gun hit rockets gun it rockets
Y/n: shut up
Smasher: who are you talking too
Y/n: my guardian angel
Smasher: heh gonna need it
He tried to hit you but his hand was caught in a familiar yellow wire
Smasher: what the fuck
Y/n got a giant smile on his face
Smasher: why are you so happy
Y/n: thinking about your death
Smasher: should be THINKING ABOUT YOURS
Y/n: THEN GO AHEAD HIT ME
Smasher: WITH PLEASURE
He moved his arm just a bit and it was severed off and the yellow wire did the same with his other arm and legs
Smasher: AHH OH GOD
Lucy: HANDS OFF MY MAN
Lucy came in to Y/n's view
Y/n: LUCY
Y/n immediately ran over to her and hugged her and kissed her
Smasher: UGH OH GOD
Y/n: ugh shut up your ruining a moment
Smasher: ILL KILL THE BOTH OF YOU
Lucy: think he's gonna die soon maybe
Y/n: do you maybe wanna just
Johnny: SHUT UP AND JUST KILL HIM
Y/n: alright so kill
Lucy: yeah
You shot him repeatedly in the face
Smasher: JUST KILL ME
Lucy: how are you still alive hold on
She used her quick hacks to kill him finally
Y/n: oh god I thought it be good to kill him but
She immediately placed you into a long kiss
Lucy: still shorter then me
Y/n: proud of it
You kissed her back but remembered something
Y/n: shit you up for a trip
Lucy: what
Y/n: Saul kinda got kidnapped
Lucy: wait Saul oh yeah you said that in your messages but sure he's not gonna be happy to see me
Y/n: I was
Lucy: heh your a doofus
Y/n: your doofus
You kissed again
Minutes later
Y/n placed his gun to the drivers of the corp car
Y/n: GET OUTTA THE FUCKING CAR ILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT I WILL
Lucy: IVE SEEN HIM DO IT HE'S NOT PLAYING
Driver: OKAY OKAY JESUS CHRIST
You threw him out of the car and went to the back of the limo and kicked open the door to see a corp getting a BJ
Y/n: GET OUTTA THE FUCKING CAR OR ILL RIP YOUR HEADS OFF
You threw them both outta the car and got into the drivers seat and Lucy in the passengers seat and you started driving
Y/n: okay I'm gonna tell you something but don't freak out
Lucy: I'll try
Y/n: Maine and the rest of the crew are alive Araska brought us all back
Johnny: don't ya know how
Lucy: WHAT
Y/n: I know it's insane but if they could bring me back why not everyone else
Car AI: entering the BADLANDS turn around
Y/n: damn corp cars
Lucy: okay this is a little hard to process but I'll learn to get used to it
Y/n: and also Kiwis alive
Lucy: when we're done I'm murdering that BITCH
Y/n: Becca might beat ya to it
You both laughed
Y/n: I really missed you
Lucy: I missed you more
Y/n: yeah again I'm sorry bout the Cyberskeleton thing it ended up hurting everyone
Lucy: it's not okay but we both have a fresh start now
Y/n: yeah that's why I'm limiting myself to only this chrome no other
Lucy: that's good hey I only said it back twice ever
Y/n: what
Lucy: I love you
You looked at her put the car in auto drive and started making out with her
Johnny: DAMN YOU A PLAYER
Meanwhile
Araska: they took down smasher protocol zero alright do we have the counter measure
Araska: you mean
It revealed a Y/n attached to the Cyberskeleton
Araska: we made this just in case we're call it protocol-1
His eyes opened to reveal only red
Araska: obedience chip in
Araska: yeah
Meanwhile
They made it to the camp and Y/n got outta the car fixing his hair but was immediately hugged by Mitch
Mitch: KID good to see ya
Johnny: I kinda feel what you feel and I can't breathe and good car sex
Y/n: (in head) look man your my like idol but your getting kinda annoying
Johnny: damn finally learning how to stick up
Y/n: yeah good to see ya too Mitch
Lucy got outta the car
Lucy: hey Mitch
Mitch let go off you and went towards Lucy and hugged her
V: Y/N?
Y/n: V the hell you doin here
Johnny: listen here asshole
Y/n: Johnny called you an Asshole must be cause of the pain we caused him
V: sounds like Johnny
You both laughed
Y/n: but anyways why are you here
V: Panam asked for my help
Y/n: oh never thought she'd asked for help
You both laughed again
Y/n: ohh god but anyways we should get Saul
V: yeah Scaves got em
Y/n: oh god this is more serious then I thought Scavs are well Scavs
Panam: WOULD YOU TWO FOCUS UP
You saw the pissed off girl
Y/n: hello again
Panam: FUCK OFF CAR STEALER
Y/n: gonna hold me too that forever
Panam: YES
Y/n: okay okay
Lucy: Panam
She stopped being pissed off at you and looked like Lucy
Panam: Lucy your umm back
Lucy: Yeah
She ran at her and hugged her
Panam: I missed you sister
Lucy: me too
They embraced for many minutes but broke away
Lucy: pretty sure you met Y/n he's my boyfriend
She looked at you
Panam: no we meet for like 3 minutes but that's it
Hours later
Y/n and Panam were scouting while V was sneaking in
Panam: Treat her right
Y/n: huh
Panam: you know what I mean she's been through a lot
Y/n: yeah I know she told me don't worry I'm not taking her for granted
Panam: good your lucky I didn't tell her what actually happened
Y/n: I know thanks you didn't need to do that
Panam: hey if you make her happy it doesn't matter what happened
She punched your shoulder playfully but hurt her hand
Y/n: heh yeah that happens
You shook hands and the two of you heard an alarm and got a call from V
V: START IT UP I GOT SAUL START THE GODDAMN VAN
Y/n rushed to the car and started it up and Saul V and Panam got in the back
Y/n: HOLD ON TO SOMETHING
The Scavs chased after you and Y/n was driving like crazy and you heard a bunch of shooting
Y/n: V TAKE THE WHELL
V: YEAH
Johnny: KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Y/n climbed on top of the roof
Johnny: YOU DIE WE BOTH DIE
He activated his Sandevistan
Johnny: what the
Y/n: you get used to it
He went on top of the Scav car and kicked out the passenger and stopped his Sandevistan
Scav: WHAT THE
Y/n: are you my Uber
Johnny: Ubers still exist
He shot the driver in the head and went to the other car
Y/n: okay you guys have to be my taxi
The Scavs pulled out there guns but you used your Sandevistan to break the car's engine and explode the car and he returned to the van which shocked everyone
Y/n: my Uber
Saul: what
Y/n: oh when I was in the cars never mind
Johnny: it's okay I got it
Y/n: thanks
Saul: who are you talking to
V: himself it's habit I picked up its common
Y/n: yeah very common
Johnny: good cover story guys
Y/n: damn sandstorm now cmon so head back or find shelter
Saul: think we should find some shelter
V: yeah can't let them follow us
Y/n: okay then hold on
He called Lucy
Lucy: yeah love bug
Y/n: hey Lucy good news is we got Saul but the bad news is storms picking up so we can't come back
Lucy: oh aw man we'll see you tomorrow love you
Y/n: love you too
He hung up
Y/n: alright they know we're not gonna be there
Panam: good I think there's a house around here
Saul: okay drive us there
She put in the coordinates and you drove there to see an old abandoned shack
Y/n: you sure this the place
Panam: Yeah sadly
You got out and put on sunglasses to avoid sand getting in your eyes and rushed in and went to find a bathroom you found one
Y/n: thank god HEY UHH GIMME A MINUTE
Meanwhile
Maine: You sure we should still trust Kiwi
Rebecca: no
The door opened
Falco: what the MAINE BECCA
Pilar: and others but sure
Rebecca: FALCO YOUR HERE
She hugged him
Falco: nice to see ya to
Kiwi: yeah hey Falco
Falco: really her
Kiwi: IS EVERYONE JUST SHITING ON ME
Rebecca: yeah your very lucky Y/n needs you
Kiwi: I know that
Falco: yeah it's great to see some of you again
Kiwi: yep I should just kill my self
Rebecca: no one's stopping hell ILL DO IT
She pulled out her guns
Maine: nah can't yet
Falco: yeah oh Becca found this
He pulled out her shotgun
Rebecca: (GASP) SENOR BANG
She grabbed it and started hugging it
Falco: you named it
Rebecca: you named the car
Falco: DON'T TALK ABOUT BESSIE
They started slap fighting
Maine: (sigh) hope Y/n's doing better then us
Meanwhile
Y/n exited the bathroom whistling
Johnny: hey Y/n
Y/n stoped whistling
Y/n: yeah Silverhand
Johnny: call me Johnny
Y/n: okay Johnny what is it
Johnny: I'm not gonna stay in your body forever we're gonna find me a new one right
Y/n: yeah sure
Johnny: CAUSE I LIKE REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ROUGE BUT CAN'T DO IT IN YOUR BODY
Y/n: i uhh what you really said that to me why
Johnny: just kinda slipped out
Y/n: it's fine
He got a call from Maine
Y/n: hey man
Maine: uhh hey Y/n Kiwi just got back from Araska cyberspace and she found something troubling
Y/n: what
Maine: you
Y/n: me but they don't have me
He sent you a picture of protocol-1
Y/n: holy shit that's me
Maine: I know but wait are you a robot
Y/n: Uhh no I have red blood he's probably the robot red ass eyes
Maine: yeah it's weird
Y/n: what is
Maine: I think they wanted us to find it the file names called stay away
Y/n: Araska is really threatening us damn if their like a goddamn thorn that's always their
Maine: yeah look Y/n I have an idea
Y/n: what is it
Maine: we take out the thorn and break it
Y/n: your saying
Maine: take down Araska I know its easier said then done
Y/n: yeah it's fucking Araska did 2023 tell you anything
Maine: we're not Silverhand
Johnny: I am but I agree with him
Y/n: What
Maine: didn't say anything
Y/n: oh yeah give me a second
You muted him
Y/n: listen Johnny I don't know what goes through your head sometimes but we can't just raid Araska it's Araska we'd get to about the third floor
Johnny: you took out Araskas strongest asset Adam Goddamn Smasher
Y/n: that was me and Lucy and Lucy saved my ass we'd both be French toast if it weren't for her
Johnny: I agree so let's
Y/n: no
Johnny: cmon
Y/n: I'm not putting her in danger ever again she was just supposed to come down grab me and then we both get back up
Johnny: what do ya mean
Y/n: (sigh) we promised each other we'd both go to the moon I died fore we both could go
Johnny: well from what I've seen she can take care of herself but it's good you care I didn't give two shits bout Rouge or Alt those were the biggest mistakes of my life
Y/n: besides making a like supreme
Johnny: YOU DON'T LIKE THAT A LIKE SUPREME
Y/n: it's a little all over the place like archangel better and Kerry made some new songs
Johnny: oh that's nice good for old Kerry (sigh) this convo is going nowhere
Y/n: oh okay if you could do anything what would you do
Johnny: go back in time turn myself into a girl have sex with Rouge
Y/n: Jesus Christ why are you such a sex addict
Johnny: I've been dead for 50 years and V wasn't a player like AT ALL
Y/n: Jesus alright we should get some sleep
You went to find a bed and found one and immediately fell asleep from how long this goddam day was and in your dreams you were Johnny
Johnny: yeah I want the hand
Ripperdoc: you sure it's gonna hurt
Johnny: doesn't matter
Ripperdoc: okay your funeral
He got in installed and screamed in pain many time's
Johnny: oh okay oww oww oww
Ripperdoc: member it's only 2015 Cyberware just started production
Johnny: yeah yeah I know
He got up from the chair and went outside to see Kerry waiting for him
Kerry: oh that looks nice
Johnny: find out a new for band
Kerry: how bout red demon.exe
Johnny: nah I think Samurai is still the best option just need a drummer and another guitarist
Kerry: why other one
Y/n: I don't know just sounds right
It showed Y/n looking very smilier to Johnny Sliverhand with the same rocker boy haircut and his jacket and tanktop
Kerry: okay well wanna go to the bar
Y/n: sure who knows
They got in his normal looking Porsche and started driving to a normal club and they made it
Y/n: ahh night city clubs city sucks but the woman are great
Kerry: dude I'm gay
Y/n: like you would tell anyone that except me
Kerry: your my friend
Y/n: your only friend
Kerry: shut up
They went in and ordered a drink
Y/n: aged tequila 1 barspoon agave nectar
2 dashes Angostura bitters Orange twist
Chili pepper and and splash of Mexican beer
Kerry: I'll just take a normal beer
Y/n: wimp
They got there drinks and Y/n/Johnny downed their drink
Y/n: that's good
???: LET GO A ME
Y/n: da fuck
Johnny/Y/n and Kerry went upstairs and saw a guy manhandling Rouge
Creep: Cmon sweet checks
Kerry: we should get outta here
Y/n/Johnny were fuming and they went over and sucker punched the guy breaking his jaw
Y/n: don't fucking touch her
Her friends grabbed your arms and lifted you up while the guy was punching you in the stomach and Kerry snuck up behind one of the guys and broke a bottle over his head and it broke away his grip and Y/n/Johnny tackled the guy who was hitting him knocking him out and one of the guys threw Kerry over the ledge and Y/n/Johnny got up to see him
Y/n: YOU ALRIGHT
Kerry: yeah just a broken rib
One of the guys almost pushed Y/n/Johnny but Rouge tased him which made the other guy run away
Y/n: oh thanks you alright
Rouge: should be asking you that Silverhand
Y/n/Johnny looked at his arm and they reverted back to Johnny
Johnny: names Johnny
Rouge: I'm Rouge
Johnny: and that down there is Kerry SAY HI KERRY
Kerry: HELLO
Johnny: yeah but uhh later
Rouge: cmon let me buy you two a drink
Johnny: ohh you don't have too
Rouge: no you saved me from those assholes so let me do it as a way of saying thanks Sliverhand
Johnny: heh have a feeling that nickname is gonna stick for a very long time