Monokuma: Puhuhu! Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight, but you're here with us in Tokyo, Japan. Are you ready for an epic rap battle of history?! Today, we've got the RuvEspDam Squad, a very stupid name! And the Girl Band, [Sarcastically] Very original... Duking it out to see who's the best squad! And they're possibly gonna be talking about things that don't even make since... RuvEspDam, you've got the floor!
Gundham: [Singing] What are you girls doing, stepping on our turf?!
You shouldn't even be here, what are you even worth!
Uh, Art Class is that way, I'm afraid!
Just look at the mistakes Atau made!
Sayaka: Mistakes?!
Ruv: [Singing] Look at you, annoying little babies!
[To Ibuki] No wonder why you're still a single lady!
[To Sayaka] I've never seen a blue snake in my life!
[To Kaede] And as for you, looking at your face just fills me with strife!
Ibuki: Single lady?!
Sayaka: Blue snake?!
Kaede: That's so mean!
Espio [Singing] If you ladies are just here for a nice little chat!
Then I suggest you leave, how about that!
Go brush your hair or play with your dolls!
If all you're gonna do is stand there and bawl!
Monokuma: Ooh! Now that's gotta sting! Girl Band, you're not gonna let them step all over you, right?
Sayaka: [Singing] Oh Monokuma, I have to thank you for your concern!
[To RuvEspDam] Throwing your insults and giving us bad burns!
Well, hate to break it to you, but we ain't giving up!
So, why don't you boys sit back and shut up!
Espio: Don't tell us what to do!
Ibuki: [Singing] I may be single, but at least I'm independent!
[To Gundham] You can't be anywhere without your hamsters, you stupid peasant!
[To Espio] And as for you, you were probably brought to this world by mistake!
[To Ruv] And you, aren't you the one afraid of snakes?
Ruv: Snake?! WHERE?!!!!
Ibuki: [Laughs]
Kaede: [Singing] You boys may look tough, but in reality, you're weak!
[To Gundham] Get outta here with your white little hair streak!
[To Ruv and Espio] Are you still scared because of your past?
Girl Band rules, and RuvEspDam is trash!
Monokuma: Woah! Puhuhuhu! Things are starting to heat up in here, but the battle ain't over yet! RuvEspDam Squad, keep it going!
Gundham: [Singing] Okay, you girls might have a point there!
But let's talk about your ultimates, that seems fair!
[To Sayaka] You may be a popstar, I'll admit, that's better than a rapper
Except you couldn't even survive the first chapter!
Sayaka: Hey!
Ruv: [Singing] [To Kaede] And as for you, Ultimate Pianist!
You're the second one dead, despite being the protagonist!
You think you're so cool, because you got an ahoge!
But Tsumugi got you killed so Shuichi could save the day!
Kaede: Don't remind me!
Espio: [Singing] [To Ibuki] Being the Ultimate Musician must make you feel proud!
But all you are is rude, annoying, and loud!
How was that rope? It must've been strangling!
Let's hope the others didn't leave you hanging!
Monokuma: Ooh! We're gonna need to get Mikan in here so she can treat these burns! I bet the Girl Band is ready to give up! Oh wait, not yet! Puhuhuhuhu!
Sayaka: [Singing] You guys think your talents are just the best!
But they have useless factors that you can't even test!
[To Gundham] Mr. Ultimate Breeder, how would you function!
If I decided to kill your Four Dark Devas of Destruction!
Gundham: Don't you dare!
Ibuki: [Singing] [To Espio] And as for you, Mr. Ultimate Ninja!
Your more boring than a game of Jenga!
You might have a few shuriken's and kunai's
But you're just a wannabe, my guy!
Espio: Not true!
Kaede: [Singing] [To Ruv] The Ultimate Chess Master, let's put that ultimate to shame!
You're a hypocrite, you also have an ahoge!
Let's go ahead and put you boys in a trash bin!
Because we all know who just took the win!
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu! And that's a wrap! Who won?! Well, I can't make that decision all by myself! What do you guys think?!
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
