Kazuichi: [As he saw Gundham, Ruv, and Espio walking downstairs] Morning, you three
Gundham: Morning, Kazuic- WAIT, KAZUICHI?!!!
Kazuichi: Sup, Gundham! Sup, Gundham's roommates!
Espio: How did you even get in here?!
Kazuichi: You guys left the door unlocked again.
Gundham: [Growls] Ruv, it was your responsibility to lock the door last night!
Ruv: My bad.
Gundham: Why are you even here anyway, Kaz?
Kazuichi: Well Gundham Buddy-Friend-Amigo, funny story! My bed broke because I was jumping on it too much, so I had to find somewhere to sleep. My first idea was to get a room at a hotel, but after what happened to Leon and his friends, I don't trust hotels! My second idea was sleeping on one of the benches at the park, but apparently, [In a mocking tone] It's against the law to sleep on public property! [Back in his normal voice] I can sleep wherever the hell I want! So I decided to crash here for the night
Espio: Well, now that you've crashed here without us knowing, you need to leave, [Points at the front door] now!
Kazuichi: Nah! I like it here! It's cozy! Besides, I'll have to sleep on the streets if you kick me out!
Ruv: Go ahead and sleep on the streets! We won't care!
Kazuichi: Wow! I thought you guys cared for me!
Espio: We do care for you! That's why we're kicking you out!
Kazuichi: How is that caring for me?!
Gundham: Leave, Kazuichi!
Kazuichi: Okay, fine... I'll leave...
Espio: Really?
Kazuichi: Yeah! If two of you guys go to my house and get me my donuts!
Ruv: Why can't you go get them yourself?!
Kazuichi: Because I'm cozy! Besides, the faster you get my donuts, the sooner I'll leave!
Gundham: [Sighs] Fine! We'll go get your donuts, Kaz! [Grabs Ruv's arm] You're coming with me!
Ruv: Why me?!
Gundham: Because you were the one closest to me!
Ruv: [Sighs]
Gundham: Espio, you're in charge of taking care of Kazuichi! [Whispers in Espio's ear] You might wanna get Twi to help you. Kaz is a handful, and you're gonna need all the help you can get.
Espio: Understood!
Gundham: And as for you, Kazuichi, I want you to help clean up the house while me and Ruv are gone!
Kazuichi: Aww, come on! House chores?!
Gundham: Or we can just kick you out without getting you your donuts!
Kazuichi: [Sighs] Fine... I'll help clean up...
Gundham: Good! Let's go, Ruv. [The two of them leave]
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanficLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
