Last year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
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Byakuya: [Sighs] Toko, I swear to Atua, if you're here to try and simp for me again-
Toko: I-I'm not here t-to do that!
Byakuya: Okay. Then what are you here to do?
Toko: C-Can I have a-a Hacking Gun n-now?!
Byakuya: No!
Toko: H-How come Idiot C-Chess Player and O-Omaru get to h-have one?!
Byakuya: Komaru gets to have one because she's trained, and Ruv gets to have one because of Hagekure's idiotic attempt to put in a proper passcode!
Toko: W-Well why can't I-I have one?!
Byakuya: Because you're not trained!
Toko: W-Well I want o-one!
Byakuya: [Throws Toko into Ruv's room. The latter was practicing how to use his Hacking Gun] She's yours for the rest of the day, Ruv!
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Ruv: What?! Why?!
Byakuya: Because I don't wanna deal with her!
Ruv: What makes you think I want to?!
Byakuya: [Already gone]
Toko: D-Don't worry, Master B-Byakuya! I'll find y-you again even i-if it kills m-me! [Looks at Ruv] I can't b-believe I'm stuck i-in a room w-with an Idiot C-Chess Player!
Ruv: Hey, I'm not too happy about it, either! [Smells something] Wait, what's that smell?
Toko: P-Probably your breath!
Ruv: No, I think it's you.
Toko: W-What! I just g-got in here a-and you're already s-saying I stink?!
Ruv: Have you ever taken a bath before?
Toko: Y-You probably haven't e-either! You smell l-like a dumpster t-that's been left o-out in the s-sun for five y-years!
Ruv: Hmph! Whatever.
Toko: B-Besides, say what y-you want, but I-I smell nice!
Ruv: [Covering his nose] My nose would like to disagree! Look, we can either do this the easy way, or the hard way!
![Byakuya: [Sighs] Toko, I swear to Atua, if you're here to try and simp for me again-](https://img.wattpad.com/0e8204bd50b3cc444bdc08cd2aac262798117b19/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f42356d5f557655356b574e5862413d3d2d313238333838373639342e313732346437326335336462623661313835323636353439313034312e706e67?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
![The latter was practicing how to use his Hacking Gun] She's yours for the rest of the day, Ruv!](https://img.wattpad.com/c54f00d759cdc6760e687e4e1bed45deb738300b/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f706d45595f5777314352445171773d3d2d313238333838373639342e313732346437326630346663366263373935343832363534383437322e706e67?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
