Ruv: Makoto, there's literally nothing here to eat!
Espio: Yeah. We want salads!
Makoto: I have to go to the grocery store!
Gundham: What?
Makoto: The grocery store!
Espio: Why would you go somewhere that's gross?
Makoto: No! A grocery store is where you get food!
Gundham: Ew, Makoto! I don't want food that's gross!
Makoto: No... It's--
Ruv: Why would a store give out food and not clothes?! That makes no sense!
Makoto: No, you pay for the food and then you take it home! Have you guys really never been grocery shopping?!
[Silence]
Makoto: That's it! I'm sending you three to the grocery store!
[At the grocery store...]
Espio: I don't get it...
Gundham: I think it's like shopping for clothes.
Ruv: You can't try on food, Gundham!
Gundham: Did I say we were gonna try on the fucking food, Ruv?!
Espio: Makoto gave us a shopping list.
Ruv: What's the first thing on it?
Espio: [Reading the list] De...ter...gent...?
Gundham: What the hell is that?!
Ruv: Why is Makoto putting fake things on the list?!
Espio: He's so stupid.
Gundham: [He heard a baby crying] Wait, do you guys hear that? [They looked around to try and find the crying baby]
Ruv: Where the fuck is that baby?!
Gundham: Okay, let's just get the salad and get outta here! This place is weird!
Ruv: Where do we find the salad?
Gundham: I don't know!
Espio: Let's split up. I'll look in the snack section, Ruv, you look in the frozen food, and Gundham, go look everywhere else.
Gundham: What?!
[With Ruv...]
Ruv: Salad... Salad... Ugh! It's not here! [He started shivering] Oh my god! Why is it so cold?!
[With Espio...]
Kat: Excuse me, sir.
Espio: Don't talk to me.
Kat: Oh, I was just wondering if you wanted a free sample of the new flavor of cookies!
Espio: Wait, all of this is free?
Kat: Yep!
Espio: I don't have to pay?
Kat: Nope!
Espio: So, everything in the store is free?
Kat: Well, not the--
Manager: Clean-up on aisle 9! Clean-up on aisle 9!
Kat: Oh! I have to go take care of that! [She left as Espio smirked]
[With Gundham...]
Gundham: I'm never gonna be able to find the salad! [He found the salad] Finally! Now we can get outta here! [He was then run over by a shopping cart] OH MY GOD!!!!!
[Back at home...]
Makoto: [Getting a call] Hello? Yes, I'll accept the charges!
Espio: Hey.
Makoto: Espio?! What are you doing in jail?!
Espio: They told me everything was free.
Makoto: Where are Gundham and Ruv?
Espio: Gundham's in the hospital, but he's okay.
Makoto: And Ruv?
[With Ruv...]
Ruv: [He was now frozen in the frozen food section]
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
