Ruv: [Reading a book in the library]
Jax: [Walks in with a strut] Heya, Ruk!
Ruv: [Sighs and closes his book] It's Ruv, Jax... What do you want?
Jax: Well, I just wanted to see how my favorite Ultimate Singer was doing!
Ruv: Jax, please don't refer to me as the Ultimate Singer... I hate that title!
Jax: [In a whiny tone] But why?
Ruv: I'm not even a good singer... It's stupid why Monokuma even gave this to me as my talent... He should've just gave it to Emu or something.
Jax: Hmm... You're right! You are probably a terrible singer!
Ruv: [Turns his head and looks at Jax menacingly] What did you just say...
Jax: Need me to repeat myself? Okay! [Grabs a megaphone, turns it up to the highest volume, and yells into it] YOU ARE A TERRIBLE SINGER!!! YOU PROBABLY SOUND LIKE A DYING HORSE!!!! [Turns off the megaphone] Was that loud enough for ya?
Ruv: [Insert eye twitch]
Jax: Well?
Ruv: [Slams the book he was reading on the table] I'll show you! [Stomps off]
Jax: Heh. Fun.
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Pit: I wonder what this "special performance" is that Ruv was talking about?
Emu: I'm sure it'll be fun!
Chloe: Or boring.
Ruv: [Walks onto the stage] Hello, Hope's Peak! Are you ready to make some noise?! Let's rock!
The world is my stage, feel the lights, feel the fear (fear)
Just face to the star, which one do you hear? (Uh?)
I'm not caught up at this (caught up at this)
I'm too good (a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Stay in your lane like you know you should (oh, yeah)
This is the show business
Not, not, not, not, not your business (not, not)
Think you're the one
But honey, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah (yeah)
I'm made for this s-, built for this s-
My rhymes are my friends, you're just a b-
Can't keep it up, time to turn it up
Amplify this melody
(Oh)
(Ah, yeah)
(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
Faster than Mioda (uh?), cuter than Kaede
Karaoke baby, I'm your first pick
Remember my name, you can't get away (oh, oh)
I'm the best star, can't ever be tamed (yeah!)
This is the show business
Not, not, not, not, not your business (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Think you're the one
But honey, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
I'm made for this s-, built for this s-
My rhymes are my friends, you're just a b-
Can't keep it up, time to turn it up (ah!)
Amplify this melody (yeah)
You'll remember this (oh, ooh)
You'll remember this melody forever (pitch perfect)
I'ma be your Idol, I'ma be your Idol (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But you don't own me (idol mode on)
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (hey!)
Think you're the one
But honey, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
I'm made for this s-, built for this s-
My rhymes are my friends, you're just a b- (やめてください)
Can't keep it up, time to turn it up
Amplify this melody (yeah!)
This is the show business
Not, not, not, not, not your business (not, not)
Think you're the one
But honey, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
I'm made for this s-, built for this s-
My rhymes are my friends, you're just a b- (ah!)
Can't keep it up, time to turn it up
Amplify this melody
Pit: [Clapping] Haha! Yeah!!!
Emu: Yay!!!
Sayori: Weird... I thought Ruv hated singing.
Pit: Perhaps someone convinced him to show off his talent!
Jax: You're welcome!
Pit: Jax? That was you?!
Emu: That's so nice of you, Jax!
Sayori: How did you do it?
Jax: By insulting him.
Pit: Insulting him...? But... But that's mean... :(
Jax: But it worked!
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
