Junko: Bad? We're not bad!
Mephiles: I'm the good guy here, Pico just doesn't get it
Kokichi: Do you think I'm bad? Thank you!
Yamanaga: I mean, something good finally happens to me and they just has to come along and rain on my parade!
Junko: What's their problem?
Kokichi: See!
Mephiles: Yeah, bad, right!
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Yamanaga: I'm just doing what comes naturally
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Kokichi: I'm just following my destiny
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Mephiles: I'm just doing what comes naturally
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Junko: How bad can I possibly be?
Well, there's a principle of nature (Mukuro: Principle of nature)
That almost every creature knows
Kokichi: Called "Survival of the Fittest" (Byakuya and Nagito: Survival of the Fittest)
And check it, this is how it goes:
Yamanaga: The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight
And claw, and bite, and punch!
Mephiles: And the animal that doesn't, well the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch
Kosuke, Shintaro, and Shade: Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
Mephiles: I'm just sayin'!
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Yamanaga: I'm just doing what comes naturally
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Kokichi: I'm just following my destiny
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Mephiles: I'm just doing what comes naturally
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Junko: How bad can I possibly be?
There's a principle in business (Mukuro: Principle in business)
That everybody knows is sound
Kokichi: It says the people with the money (Byakuya and Nagito: People with the money)
Make this ever-loving world go 'round
Mephiles: So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory
I'm biggering my corporate sign! (Shade: Bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger!)
Yamanaga: Everybody out there, you take care of yours
And me? I'll take care of
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! (Shintaro and Kosuke: Shake that bottom line!)
Junko: Let me hear you say, "Smogulous smoke"! (Mukuro: Smogulous smoke!)
Kokichi: "Schloppity schlop!" (Byakuya and Nagito: Schloppity schlop!)
Yamanaga: Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop (Kosuke, Shintaro, and Shade: Stop!)
Mephiles: Come on, how bad can I possibly be?
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Junko: I'm just building the economy
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Yamanaga: Just look at me groomin' this puppy!
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Kokichi: A portion of proceeds goes to charity
All: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Mephiles: How bad can I possibly be? Let's see
Mukuro: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Junko: All the customers are buying!
Byakuya and Nagito: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Kokichi: And the money's multiplying!
Kosuke and Shintaro: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Yamanaga: And the police officers are lying!
Shade: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Mephiles: And the lawyers are denying!
Shintaro, Kosuke, Junko, and Mukuro: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Yamanaga: Who cares if a few kids are crying?
Shade, Byakuya, Nagito, and Kokichi: How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Mephiles: This is all so gratifying!
How bad
How bad can this possibly be?
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
