The Bandaids (The Protagonist House)

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Kaede: I really admire your violin skills, Hajime!

Hajime: [Blushing] Thanks, Kaede.

Kaede: Maybe we should perform together someday!

Hajime: That would be fun.

Ruv: You guys are planning on collaborating?

Kaede: Yeah! Would you like to join us, Ruvvy?

Ruv: Dah...

Hajime: Say no, say no, say no, goddammit!

Ruv: Sure.

Hajime: Dammit!

Kaede; Yay! How about we perform for everyone later tonight?

Ruv: Sure.

Hajime: We're gonna die!

[Later that night...]

Kaede: Everyone ready?

Hajime: Yep!

Ruv: Mm hmm.

Kaede: Great! Start us off, Ruv!

Ruv: [ZAVODILLA INTENSIVIES]

Kaede: [Covering her ears] TOO LOUD!!!!

Hajime: [Covering his ears] I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!!!!


Kaede: Alright, on my count, you two will show me your skills! A one, and a two, and a one, two, three-

Ruv and Hajime: [MEGALOVANIA INTENSIVIES]

Kaede: CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A NORMAL BAND PRACTICE JUST ONCE?!!!!!

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