The Danganronpa Book of Randomness

Ruv and Gundham VS. Kazuichi's House

Ruv: [He and Gundham were at Kazuichi's house] So, we're gonna go in, get Kazuichi's donuts, and head straight out, right?

Gundham: Correct. Let's go! [As the two of them were walking towards the door, a buzzsaw swooped their way]

Ruv: DUCK!!!!! [He pushed Gundham to the ground as the buzzsaw passed by them]

Gundham: That was not a duck! That was a buzzsaw!

Ruv: Why does Kazuichi have a buzzsaw in front of his house?!

Gundham: He's Kazuichi! What did you expect?! [He saw a semi-truck coming their way] SEMI-TRUCK!!!!!

Ruv: Wha- [The semi-truck hit them] Does Kaz really need that much security?!

Gundham: [Sees a spike-ceiling about to land on them] SPIKE-CEILING!!!!!!

Ruv: No, semi-truck! [Gundham quickly pushed himself and Ruv out of the way of the spike-ceiling] Did Kazuichi seriously put this many traps in front of his house?!

Gundham: Forgot to mention... Kazuichi has a lot of traps placed around the front of his house in case of any intruders... 

Ruv: How did you forget to tell me this minor detail?!

Gundham: I forgot myself, okay?!

Ruv: Whatever... Let's just keep going... [He took one step further, before a field mine went off, causing the Russian to be pushed back] He even has field mines?!

Gundham: I got an idea! Get on my back! [Ruv got on Gundham's back, and Gundham started running into the minefield. The two got a few burns and bruises on their bodies, but nothing too major. The two soon got through the minefield, somehow in one piece] Are you okay, Ruv?

Ruv: [Panting] Yeah... Kazuichi needs therapy!

Gundham: Agreed! [They went into Kazuichi's house and searched around for the donuts, but they couldn't find them] Where are the donuts?!

Ruv: Did Kaz really lie about the donuts just so he could get us out of the apartment?!

Gundham: Probably! I'm calling him right now! [He got out his phone and dialed Kazuichi's number. Speaking of Kazuichi...]

Kazuichi: [He was whistling as he sat a plate of nachos on the table] I feel pretty bad for lying to Gundham and his roommates about the donuts, but I had to get some alone time! And it's not like Esp and Twi were gonna do anything! But for now, I'll just sit back and eat my nachos! [As he was about to eat his nachos, he got a call from Gundham] Ugh... Gundham's probably calling to complain about me lying to him! Well, better hang up! [Hangs up, but Gundham called again] Ugh... [He hung up again, and this time, he blocked Gundham's number]

Gundham: [After he failed to call Kazuichi] Ugh! That little brat! He's so gonna an earful once we get back! 

Ruv: Uh... Gundham... If we ever get back... 

Gundham: What's wrong? [Ruv pointed at a small bulldog, which was growling at the two and looking at them like it wanted to eat them]

Gundham and Ruv: RUN!!!!! [They both start running]