The Failure That Is Moi :3

The Water Incident

This story is pretty short but still one I try to repress in the dark areas of my mind.
So it was lunch time, so I'm a pretty stupid person, fine I admit it I'm very stupid person. And you know I was feeling in a pretty silly mood (I regret at least 50% of my actions in life) so other than make a fool of myself by dancing or that kind of crap, I thought it would be clever to pretend to tip water on my friend. so you know when you thrust the water bottle forward to get a reaction. Well I basically did that a few times, but on the last one I pretended to actually open the lid. So clearly I am so good at pretending that I literally opened the lid. This kind of happens in slow motion for me. I thrust the bottle forward, I see the water spill out all over 3 friends. The faces of anger stare me deep in the eyes, right through to my soul. One of them was about to rip my soul up, I get up and run for my freaking life. It turned out she was following me with the worst weapon there is... A plastic fork. I am not joking I am terrified and she is on a warpath, I had soaked three people, got them and their bags soaked in water. I get back alive, to where we were sitting, my two other friends were clearing themselves up. I felt terrible. Really really guilty. Many death stares were exchanged that day.
I think we are all good now,
Maybe

Moral of the story: Do not pretend to soak someone, you may be that good at pretending that it actually happens. You are not funny and you may loose many friends.

Thank you and goodnight
Benson :3
*cries because of all the mistakes she has ever made*