The Failure That Is Moi :3

The Dildo Incident (its not that bad)

So this is a little well, urm well. Let's just say this whole thing was a huge misunderstanding.

So you may of heard recently that you can now put you dead loved ones ashes in a dildo. Well I was on a group chat where we were making jokes around the topic because it's insane. So I was making jokes and stuff, at one point I thought 'I know I'll pretend it's a boyfriends will' and I put ~boyfriends will~ but instead of putting it in one big message I put it in two separate ones. So one of my friends interrupted me, so it sounded like I had said out of the blue "make sure you stuff my dead ashes up a dildo, so when you pleasure yourself, you think of me 😂" ohhhh great. I was mortified, it was my worst moment ever and I was horrified. What was meant to be a joke turned into a moment that I would regret for my entire life. As you can probably tell my friends were pretty scared. But they understood that the messages had been separated and I was making a joke. That moment when I sent it still haunts me forever and I cri every time.

Moral of the story: If you are making a joke, send it in one big message. Otherwise your friends may think you are a freak and that you should be locked away from humanity.

Thank you
Benson :3
This story has scarred me for life, and has made me realise that you should always put jokes in one message thank you.