The Failure That Is Moi :3

The Toilet Incident

So my friends time to look at another story that makes me look like a terrible person that should be deleted from this world. Also this story is not about me wetting myself.

So it was the end of the day at school, we were just about to walk home when my friend needed the toilet. Two of them went in, me and derpy_dinosaurs waited outside the toilets on the corridor. I thought it would be hilarious if I scared one them. So derpy_dinosaurs thought this was a terrible idea, as my friends probably would have beaten me up, so she hid behind a corner. Now as you can tell I am not that smart and was unable to understand in my excitement that this is a school with another 700 pupils other than me and my friends. So I wait outside the door shaking because I was so excited. derpy_dinosaurs was giving me looks like 'you are such a child' and 'they are going to kill you' I brushed them off and continued with my ingenious plan. I hear the hand dryer on, then the footsteps get closer, closer and closer. My heart was racing. I hear the creaky sound of the door handle. The door slides open...
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Raaaaaaaaaaaa I scream as I also thrust my hands forward, to see the reaction of my friends face. My brain did not recognise the face, oh shit it's a year 11. My brain freezes and a maelstrom of words come tumbling out of my mouth
"OMG I'm so sorry"
"I thought you wee someone else"
And stuff like that, it turned out I did scare the year 11 and that I did make her yelp a little, but she walked out the building laughing. Myself on the other hand was motionless and speechless. While derpy_dinosaurs really wasn't helping by laughing mercilessly at my disastrous experience. My other two friends walk out of the toilet, to me looking like I'm about to collapse with embarrassment and my other friend flailing like a seal with no limbs laughing.
They probably thought we were both high.
Can I just point out, I could have been beaten up that day. That year 11 could have been a bully for all I know, let's just thank whatever protected me for saving my friggin life.

Moral of the story: don't wait outside a toilet to scare someone, unless you are absolutely certain that it is your friend and not a year 11 that could have beaten you up to a pulp. Actually just don't do it at all my friends could have beaten me up to!

Thank you
Benson :3