The Failure That Is Moi :3

I'm Not Dead?????

Hello fellow person, it is I benson (well no shit)

I know I haven't been around for a while, it might've seemed like I'd been crushed by a radiator cover but no. I learned my lesson long ago. However after all my exams it feels like being crushed by a piece of furniture would have been less painful. Anyway I'm sorry I buggered off not going to lie but I kinda ran dry on ideas for failures, I had incidents but they weren't long enough to be remotely interesting. However after this year; boy have I got some fuck ups to share...

Also since I've left school now I really have too much time on my hands. Ya know since I'm not swamped with worked. 

I also think that I've changed since I last wrote, and not to get too deep into things but lets just say im not as cringey (well I hope). I'm a little more mature, well I still make penis jokes (but who doesn't?)

Also just going to put this out there now, I'm not promising that this will carry on for definate. I'll brainstorm some ideas and shit however I am known to say that I'll do something but then not do it. Since I am a awful human that fucks up a lot (fun times)

Anyway I hope 2016 has been swell for you so far (aside from all the death) and I also hope that you're doing okay and if not then I hope things start looking up for you soon. I'd also give you a big hug if I could

A very apologetic (no) homo sapien 

Benson |-/