The Failure That Is Moi :3

Pengwank

So this title is a little strange right, well technically it's an inside joke. However it didn't stay inside very long. So I'm going to let you in on this joke, does that make us friends?

Anyway so my friend bought a packet of Penguins, no not literal ones you know the popular biscuit covered in creamy chocolate. A lunch box favourite in good ol' England. So on penguins there's always a shitty artic joke on the packaging. So my friend opens the flap and reads the joke "Where do penguins store their money?" and in jest I replied at the top of my lungs in the shop "A PENG BANK!" (That wasn't the punchline because that would be an even shittier joke)

Oh wait... I didn't shout that I had actually shouted, "A PENG WANK!"... Sometimes I hate my brain because it just fails to not embarrass me while around people. I don't think I've ever felt so many judgemental stares though. The old woman at the checkout seething to herself "oh my goodness the rampant youth destroying our society brick by brick". Okay sure Barbara well at least I only shouted WANK instead of having a society run on hatred and prejudice so shut the fuck up.

Anyway my friends were in stitches, whilst I was dying inside. I finally regained some stability  and calmly (well on the outside) left the shop. This is literally why I never really go out in public.

Moral of the story: even if you think it's funny just think before you speak and make sure your tongue can produce the words. Also don't shout risky things out loud otherwise Barbara will give you the death stare.

Anyway have a jolly good day and take care of your self!

See ya later
Benson!