The Failure That Is Moi :3

The 'Piss Off' Incident

So this occurred when I was quite young, as you can tell my terribleness started a very long time ago. Along with my laziness. This all happened one fateful afternoon...

My room was a mess, again. Much worse than it is now (and that's something) and let's just say my mom was not happy with it in the state that it was. I don't want to go into too much detail but it was bad. You always know when you are in trouble when whoever looks after you uses your full name. Now I would put my full (and real) name, but I don't really feel comfortable with that on the Internet. so I hear this almighty shout, lets just use my nickname for this instance
"BENSON GET YOURSELF UP HERE RIGHT NOW" My mom bellowed. Now as we all know you shout back...
"Why mom"
"IT DOES NOT MATTER WHY JUST GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW" she calls back.
So I drag my feet upstairs as slowly as possible, because I thought that if I went slow enough she would forget about me. Yeah like that's going to happen. I walk into my room to find my mom giving me a disapproving look, she looked so disappointed and angry I thought my heart was gonna crumble. Now at this time I was about 7, so being yelled at by your mom was a pretty terrifying thing. She starts having ago at me, I start crying... again. And then finally I come out with...
"PISS OFF MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
I will never forget the face she pulled. It was a cross between astonishment and pure anger. After a few minutes being speechless she says
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM, DID YOU GET IT OFF SOMEONE AT SCHOOL. TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT WORD FROM"
And basically other stuff like that, I didn't tell her and I was grounded in my room for the day.

A few hours later I sneak out of my room and post a note underneath the living room door. I bolt up the stairs back into my room. I could my mom and dad laughing, do you wanna know what the note said...

It was Nan.

Literally that is all that I put. Now let me explain something, my nan, sometimes my grandad used to say words like shit and piss. They did not think it was a bad thing because it wasn't, back in their day anyway. Young children's minds are like sponges. They pick up and remember everything you ever do and say. For instance you say "piss off" when your husband annoys you... you see my point right.
Anyway I think you understand what went on, so time for...

Moral of the story: Number one, keep your room tidy. This incident would never of occurred if I had kept my room tidy. (to be honest it's a tip now).
Don't pick up language from your elders, just stick at basic English at school. Whatever you do, don't tell your mom to piss off. Remember your mom asking you to tidy up your room is not something to get angry over, yes it maybe boring and annoying but just think... they feed, work and moan at you for one thing...
To see you happy and smiling.

I think I actually taught something today. Wow. But seriously I am procrastinating, urrrrrr I still need to finish off my history homework.
*sobs*

Thank You
Benson :3