ScarWidow/Wandnata one shots

[♦️Avengers group chat]

*The avengers group chat*

Short deadly widow
I found something very
Interesting that I would
Like to share with everyone.

Green guy
erm...
Go ahead

Lil' birdie🦅
☕☕☕

America's ass
Nothing good has ever come
From a sentence like that.
Especially from you, Nat.

Mr TinCan, Sir
She's been snooping around
my lab. Of course it's nothing
good.

My witchy witch💍❤️
Be quiet and let her talk!

Short deadly widow
thank you, baby! ❤️

Guy with a bow and arrow👯‍♀️
Nat👀

Short deadly widow

So, I found this...

Lil' Birdie🦅
👀
Oop-

My witchy witch💍❤️
now wait a damn minute...
wait one damn minute

Green guy
now hold on -

*America's ass left the group *
*Mr TinCan, Sir left the group*

Lil' birdie🦅
No, come back!!! 😭

*short deadly widow added America's ass and Mr TinCan, Sir *

My witchy witch 💍❤️
WHAT IS THIS!

America's ass
WHAT IS MY LIFE!

Mr TinCan, Sir
Well, cats outta the bag now🥴

SPIDEY
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
MR STARK?!!

Green guy
As your best friend, I feel
BETRAYED you did not
Tell me this finally happened,
Tony!!

Guy with a bow and arrow👯‍♀️
Nat, you owe me $50!

Short deadly widow
💵💵💵
Here you go.

Guy with a bow and arrow👯‍♀️
bitch -

Potts
First of all, idk why I'm
even on this group chat.
Second, I'm Tony's wife and
Steve is Tony's boyfriend.
We've been over this, guys...

Point Break
I literally just got back
from getting pop tarts -

Lil birdie 🦅
@ Potts
what did she sayyyy👀