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x.squirrel.x whyyyy do i look like bilbo baggins next to him?
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prince.hvang this is how it works when you're born as cute hobbit 
prince.hvang cute and short
x.squirrel.x don't start it again
x.squirrel.x plz somebody turn him off before it's too late
spear.b come on Hyunjin tell him i'll be fanboying
prince.hvang i couldn't have a better boyfriend
prince.hvang you're small short cute and kehxushzhdgs
x.squirrel.x and you're tall and scary
prince.hvang i'm not scary I'm just horny :(
x.squirrel.x even worse

spear.b OH GOD THAT'S SO CUTE
x.squirrel.x I regret accepting your follow request

real.devil @/im.not.smoll let's do this
im.not.smoll it won't work between us
real.devil it will, it just won't be so cute because YOU HAVE TOO BIG HANDS
im.not.smoll take this or leave
im.not.smoll AND DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH MY BIG BONY HANDS?
real.devil OF COURSE NO I LOVE YOUR HANDS INNIE
prince.hvang bro you're always telling him that our size difference is better SEE JISUNG EVERYBODY LOVES YOU XHDHXHDHD
real.devil honestly? i don't care about jisung 
prince.hvang AND THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE HIS MINE BUT I'M GONNA REMIND YOU ABOUT "JEONGIIIIN WHY AREN'T YOU SO SMALL" 
real.devil IT'S JUST... IF HE WAS SMALLER HE WOULD BE EVEN CUTER AND ALMOST TOO CUTE BECAUSE EVEN NOW HE'S THE CUTEST BOU ON EARTH 
x.squirrel.x are you really arguing about my ugly hands?
prince.hvang BRUH DON'T EVEN START THIS TOPIC
real.devil YOU'RE PROVOKING ME
x.squirrel.x STOB IT GUYS
im.not.smoll i agree on that
im.not.smoll however you two look really cute in this pic

f.lix.x MY LITTLE BROTHER JISUNGIE WE'RE BOTH TEAM HOBBIT 
x.squirrel.x brooo <33
x.squirrel.x at least once you forgot about this 2  centimetres difference, i love you so much
f.lix.x oh yeah right. the border of masculinity 
prince.hvang what
x.squirrel.x Felix said that the height of 1,70m is the border of masculinity and if you're shorter then you're a girl
f.lix.x not a girl but estroboy
f.lix.x and we're manly men dripping with testosterone
x.squirrel.x yeahh I'm curious who would chan choose as the manly man drippings with testosterone in your relationship
prince.hvang i just want to say that you're the only estroboy
prince.hvang or no
prince.hvang there's also changbin
spear.b SINCE WHEN THE HEIGHT IS THE DEFINITION OF MASCULINITY INSTEAD OF MUSCLES?
prince.hvang I THOUGHT THAT TH DICK MAKES US MEN BUT OKAY
spear.b I MEANT THE MANLY MEN BUT OKAY KSJSDJSJS EVERYBODY CAN INTERPRET IT DIFFERENTLY
prince.hvang THE ONLY THING THAT I CARE FOR IS THE FACT THAT I'M THE MANLY MAN IN MY RELATIONSHIP
spear.b AND I HAVE LEOPOLDA AND I'M HAPPY
x.squirrel.x AND THIS IS THE END OF THE TOPIC, ONE MORE WORD AND I'M GONNA KICK YOU ALL OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, N O D I CK S 
prince.hvang cocks also count?
im.not.smoll please tell me that seungmin is more normal
real.devil AND WHAT ABOUT SNAKES IN A HOLE
x.squirrel.x no
im.not.smoll i haven't asked
prince.hvang JISUNG MY HOLE
x.squirrel.x fuck what you want but don't touch me
f.lix.x I'm gonna count to 3 and he's gonna say something like "but you're the only one I wanna fuck"
prince.hvang BUT JISUNG YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN FUCK
x.squirrel.x oh lord, get out

aussie.boi and I thought that Hyunjin overreacts about this whole size difference thing but he's right
f.lix.x betrayer
aussie.boi we are just friends
x.squirrel.x CALM DOWN FELIX I HAVE HYUNJIN UNFORTUNATELY
prince.hvang WHY UNFORTUNATELY
x.squirrel.x YOU'RE SO HEAVY TO DEAL WITH
x.squirrel.x BUT I LIKE YOU

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oh god english is so poor when it comes to curses, sometimes I love polish 

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