missclick || hyunsung 『english 』

forty-seven

team abs

prince.hvang
guys, we have a progress

spear.b
did you touch him?

prince.hvang
yes
i touched his lips
with mine

real.devil
WOOOOO

spear.b
I SAID THAT HYUNSUNG IS REAL

real.devil
now you're the only one who's single
you have to stop being binsexual

prince.hvang
you forgot he's plushsexual

real.devil
but still, we have to find him someone besides plushies

spear.b
stop it
i have been made for looking after my younger friends
so let's come back to the fact that Hyunjin kissed with Jisung

real.devil
i'm in

spear.b
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

real.devil
tell us, bro

prince.hvang
you're won't believe me

real.devil
i'm ready

prince.hvang
you remember this fine ass boy

spear.b
yeah
why?

prince.hvang
it's Jisung

real.devil
WHAT

spear.b
slowly and clearly
because I don't understand

prince.hvang
i have been texting with Jisung for a month
and i told him that i like him
because i was drunk and i didn't know that he is who he is
nice plot twist, isn't it?

real.devil
OH FUCK DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

spear.b
okay but this doesn't explain the fact that you two kissed

real.devil
Hyu, tell us because I'm gonna go to your house if you won't tell us

prince.hvang
i felt a little bit hurt
u know, he lied to me
so i asked why did he run away at this party
and he told me that he wants to do this face-to-face
so i thought
what can i lose then?
and you know why did he run away?

spear.b
WHY

real.devil
you probably scared him

prince.hvang
he sometimes has panic attacks
and he was near to next attack in the car
i didn't know what to do
so i hugged him
and he calmed down

spear.b
ABDISBXUSH OMFGGGG SUGAR ATTACK AAAA

prince.hvang
and i don't know how it happened but then we kissed

real.devil
he didn't run away?

prince.hvang
no, he kissed me back

real.devil
when will you introduce him to us? XD

prince.hvang
and since when you're my parent?
how did you say it in the past
just walk to him, and he'll notice you

spear.b
i just wanted to say that i have your parents added at Facebook and i can text them every moment

prince.hvang
JUST TRY

spear.b
„hello mrs Hwang, i wanted to say that your son got an ass photo of a boy from our school and now they kissed in your car"

real.devil
send it

prince.hvang
if you're gonna do this, i'm gonna cut you off from my friend's group

spear.b
and then you're gonna text me crying

real.devil
OH MY GOSH CHANGBIN WHAT SHOULD I DO

spear.b
OH MY GOSH CHANGBIN HE'S SO PRETTY HOW CAN I TELL HIM THAT

real.devil
OH MY GOSH CHANGBIN COME BACK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU

prince.hvang
have i told you yet that i hate you both?

spear.b
we love you too

prince.hvang
don't lie
i know that you only love your plushy dinosaur
what was he's name
Raphael?

spear.b
firstly, his name is Rudolf
and he's a reindeer

real.devil
XDDDD

prince.hvang
but there was a Raphael

spear.b
there wasn't
and the dinosaur is called Luke
you're blinded with Jisung's beauty

prince.hvang
Changbin, i've never liked your plushies
And i'm not blinded, he's beauty is real
find me someone as pretty as Jisung
hm? there isn't.

spear.b
you act like Seungmin when he's talking about Yang
and we both know that he would take his virginity anytime soon

real.devil
fuck off

prince.hvang
no
underneath the first shower

spear.b
exactly

real.devil
we all know that Hyunjin will fuck Jisung quicker than I will touch Jeongin
he's too sweet, i couldn't do that

prince.hvang
and even though you think about that
AND EY
JISUNG IS SWEETER

real.devil
JISUNG IS NOTHING COMPARING WITH JEONGIN

prince.hvang
you're wrong, brother

real.devil
I'M NOT
there's no one cuter than Jeongin

prince.hvang
THERE IS AND HE'S CALLED HAN JISUNG

spear.b
okay children, stop this

real.devil
I'M NOT DONE YET

prince.hvang
ME TOO

spear.b
we all know that Leopolda is the cutest creature

real.devil
what the fuck Binnie
do you really have to fuck up everything every time we talk?
don't talk about your plushies for a moment, please

spear.b
that's my destiny
i fuck up situations
you fuck your sugar boys

real.devil
i can hit you in a moment

spear.b
just try and Jeongin won't recognise you

real.devil
you really want to fight with me with those small hands
you're so small with those 160 centimeters

spear.b
I'M 167 CENTIMETERS HIGH
AND I'VE GOT AN ABS, DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU?

real.devil
why do you need an abs when the only one who loves you is Leopolda

spear.b
i have Leopolda, Hwang has Jisung and you don't have Jeongin

real.devil
we're meeting tomorrow
and what will you say now, Mr. i have Leopolda
he proposed the meeting
in my house
so heh
don't make fun of me, Binnie

prince.hvang
Changbin forever alone

real.devil
he has panda Leopolda

prince.hvang
and everyone is happy

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