missclick || hyunsung 『english 』

eighty-one

f.lix.x
JISUNG WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS
HYUNJIN HAVE KIDNAPPED YOU OR WHAT?

x.squirrel.x
i mean that's the correct definition

f.lix.x
OOOOHHHFUUUUCK
what have you done?

x.squirrel.x
...
do you really wanna know?

f.lix.x
😏😏😏
I DO
wait
oh fuck no
OHFUCKFUCKFUCK
NONONO
OH SHIT LOLOL

x.squirrel.x
maybe i'm not your favourite virgin anymore??

f.lix.x
HA BAHAHHAHA OH FUCK I KNEW IT DHSVXGSGS

x.squirrel.x
well in fact he was fucking me

f.lix.x
OMG FHEJZHS
FUCK I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
THAT HWANG WILL TAKE YOUR V CARD
FUUUUUUUUUCK

x.squirrel.x
bruh for the whole first year in high school you had been telling me that it's gonna be Chan
AY WAIT

f.lix.x
YOUUUUU
wait wait wait woah woah
don't be suck a kick-ass

x.squirrel.x
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHO'S GONNA FUCK ME?

f.lix.x
BRO BECAUSE I'M YOUR BRO
I CARE FOR YOU

x.squirrel.x
WHY AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH YOU
DAFUQ BRUH
ANYWAYS
I HAVE FUCKED BEFORE YOU XDD

f.lix.x
AND WHAT
ANYWAYS YOU WEREN'T THE ONE WHO WAS FUCKING

x.squirrel.x
FUCK YOU
NO ONE IS GONNA CALL ME A VIRGIN ANYMORE

f.lix.x
BUT THAT'S THE TRUTH

x.squirrel.x
HOW DO YOU KNOW HMM?

f.lix.x
because i know you XD

x.squirrel.x
MAYBE I WAS TOPPING YOU NEVER KNOW

f.lix.x
HE WOULDN'T LET YOU BE THE TOP
NO ONE WOULD LET YOU

x.squirrel.x
okay you won

f.lix.x
oh yeah anyways
JISUNG HAD SLEPT WITH HWANG
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
FOR SO LONG
how was it? does your ass hurt?

x.squirrel.x
yeah tell me that you had a bet with someone about this
are you going to write fanfiction?
very funny

f.lix.x
no, not at all, why are you asking?
i'm curious what our classmates are gonna say if you won't exercise on pe

x.squirrel.x
because it's something that you could do
i can always say that i'm indisposed YOU DID AN ESTROBOY OF ME ANYWAYS
yeah and he took me out of shock

f.lix.x
BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE
OH SHIT

x.squirrel.x
i still don't know why did i agree to this
but anyways it happened when the storm had started

f.lix.x
HAHAHA AND HOW'S YOUR IMPRESSION

x.squirrel.x
his mother called him
and she said
SWEETHEART WE'RE GONNA COME BACK IN THE MORNING
so i thought

f.lix.x
OMFGFGFGFG

x.squirrel.x
OH SHIT IT'S TIME TO RUN AWAY
I'M A MAN LIKE YOU

f.lix.x
SO WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN AWAY?
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HIM

x.squirrel.x
BECAUSE IT WAS THUNDERING AND IT WAS DARK OUTSIDE
WHAT IS BETTER: HORNY HWANG OR A FUCKING STORM?
OF COURSE HWANG

f.lix.x
YEAH TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT AN ESTROBOY
honestly? i would choose storm
but for you, Hwang is better

x.squirrel.x
so instead of a fucking storm i got into fucking me

f.lix.x
oops
but you liked it didn't you?

x.squirrel.x
I'M NOT AN ESTROBOY I'M JUST AFRAID OF DARKNESS
and of heights
and of spiders
and of snakes
and of crowds
and of storm
OF COURSE I LIKED IT

f.lix.x
BRUUUUH
IF WE'LL TAKE INTO THE ACCOUNT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A BOTTOM
THEN YOU ARE AN ESTROBOY

x.squirrel.x
YEAH WE'RE GONNA COME BACK TO THIS TOPIC WHEN YOU'LL BECOME A BOTTOM TOO
THEN EVEN THE BORDER OF MASCULINITY WON'T SAVE YOU

f.lix.x
youuuuu
oh shit you got me a topic to ruminate about

x.squirrel.x
DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE A POWER BOTTOM AND I'M A FUCKING BABYBOY

f.lix.x
SORRY BRUH BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT EVEN IF I'LL BE A BOTTOM THEN I'LL BE A POWER BOTTOM NOT A ESTROBOY LIKE YOU
BUT I WON'T BE THE BOTTOM ANYWAYS
oops

x.squirrel.x
YOU AND HYUNJIN ARE THE SAME

f.lix.x
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I'LL BE GOOD TOP?

x.squirrel.x
YOU BOTH THINK THAT I'M A BABYBOY
YEAH YOU THINK SO BUT I DON'T

f.lix.x
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS

x.squirrel.x
YOU THINK SO
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT
I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE AS YOU DO

f.lix.x
okay okay
idk what you're thinking about either

x.squirrel.x
right now i think about Hyunjin

f.lix.x
okay tough i know
i didn't say that

x.squirrel.x
I'LL TELL CHAN ABOUT YOUR VILE PLANS ABOUT DOMMING HIM

f.lix.x
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I DIDN'T SAY THAT

x.squirrel.x
I HAVE SCREENSHOTS

f.lix.x
WTF

x.squirrel.x
OR MAYBE YOU WANT A SWITCH

f.lix.x
SO YOU'RE GONNA SEND HIM THOSE SS?

x.squirrel.x
NO, I'M AFRAID THAT HE WOULD JOIN YOUR JISUNG-THE-BABYBOY CLUB

f.lix.x
GOOD FOR YOU
BABY BOTTOM

x.squirrel.x
FUCK YOU

f.lix.x
HWANG IS GOING TO FUCK YOU

x.squirrel.x
OH GO FRY AN EGG

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